• The Roast of Woke Snow White

  • Mar 12 2025
  • Length: 22 mins
  • Podcast

The Roast of Woke Snow White

  • Summary

  • Two old guys spending way too much time roasting a kids’ fairy tale? Yeah, it’s kinda pathetic - but it had to be done. In this episode, we take on Disney’s latest Snow White remake, a film that seems embarrassed by its own source material. From Rachel Zegler’s cringeworthy interviews to Hollywood’s war on classic romance, we break down exactly why this remake is doomed.

    But more importantly, someone’s gotta stand up for masculinity and romance in this country. Fairy tales used to inspire - now they lecture. Princes used to save the day - now they’re erased. And instead of timeless love stories, we get bland, sanitized ‘girlboss’ narratives with all the charm of a corporate diversity seminar.

    If you’re tired of Hollywood rewriting the past instead of creating something new, this one’s for you. Tune in as we break it all down with a little bit of humor, a little bit of outrage, and a whole lot of common sense.

    And hey, if kids end up loving this movie? Good for them. We’ll just be over here, yelling at clouds.

    Subscribe, follow, and pour yourself another round of straight talk.

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