• The Offensive

  • By: Stak
  • Podcast

  • Summary

  • An award-winning, critically acclaimed mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC.


    'The Thick of it meets Fifa career mode - a must listen for football fans' - The Guardian


    'Ultra-sharp satire' - GQ


    This podcast is a serial, begin at Episode 1.


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    Stakhanov Industries Ltd
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Episodes
  • Episode 001: Transfer Deadline Day
    Aug 9 2018

    Join Ashwood City FC on deadline day as the club's lack of spending during the window sparks an internal crisis. After manager Dan Watson appears on national radio to air his frustrations regarding a quiet transfer window, club Chief-Executive Patrick Nolan is left with his Sporting Director Chris 'Woody' Woodall to try and get a handle on things.


    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall

    Joel Emery as Dan Watson 


    Additional voices:

    Jo Price

    Lucinda Shaw

    Omari Douglas

    Sirena Riley

    Rhys Tees

    Oliver Dowling

    Denis Michallet  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


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    22 mins
  • Episode 002: The Biter from the Balkans
    Aug 12 2018

    Ashwood get their season underway at Vicarage Road as some serious foul play from their Croatian midfielder leaves Head of Communications Jess Tate clearing up the mess. 


     Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall 


    Additional voices:

    Jo Price

    Omari Douglas

    Rhys Tees

    Oliver Dowling  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    20 mins
  • Episode 003: The Prince of Harkness
    Aug 19 2018

    In their first home game of the season, Ashwood City play host to Brighton as stadium developments cause havoc.

     

    Paul Waggott as Patrick Nolan

    Helena Doughty as Jess Tate

    Adam Jarrell as Chris 'Woody' Woodall


    Additional voices:

    Omari Douglas

    Rhys Tees

    Oliver Dowling

    Dean Kilbey  


    Episode written by:

    Joel Emery

    Directed by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Edited by:

    Adam Jarrell

    Executive Producer:

    Joel Emery


    WARNING. This podcast contains explicit language and content some listeners may find objectionable.

    This is a work of fiction. Any similarities to persons living or deceased, organisations, places or events is purely coincidental. All scenarios are from the author's imagination. This podcast is protected under copyright. 

    Listener discretion is advised. 

    Thanks for listening to The Offensive. Follow the club @AshwoodCity


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    21 mins

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