Episodes

  • Halloween Episode!

    Halloween Episode!
    Nov 1 2021
    After discussing the great lack of classic Halloween songs, Kelcey and his friends decide to take matters into their own hands. Btw, Sally has been banned from writing show descriptions. She knows why. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    30 mins
  • Season Finale!

    Season Finale!
    Apr 6 2021

    I can’t believe we made it. After all of Kelcey’s stupid songs about fucking teachers and liking horrible TV. How is he still the boss??? That’s not boss. That’s BAD. Anyway, glad this is the last one. I’m gonna go hang out in one of Benjamin’s estates. Maybe finally find some raccoon gold. It’s out there. #THETRUTHISOUTTHEREABOUTRACCOONGOLD. SALLY OUT.


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    36 mins
  • The One Where Sally Saves The Show

    The One Where Sally Saves The Show
    Mar 30 2021

    So I’m sure it’s obvious to everyone listening that I needed to do this. My song last episode helped but it’s time to actually step up. I had to do it. I had to save the show. Had to step up. Like Bush after 9/11. Except instead of starting a war I made everyone funnier than normal. Ok so the opposite of Bush. I’M AL GORE AND I SHOULDA WON.


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    32 mins
  • Parents Just Don't Understand

    Parents Just Don't Understand
    Mar 23 2021

    Alright people, it’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for… I’ve performed my first song. And it was the undisputed highlight of the 8th episode. Kelcey said he had to save it for the 8th episode so that we end with a bang. But there’s two more after this, so I guess he really thought we should end with crappy episodes with a bang right before? Whatever. BANG BANG BITCH.


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    28 mins
  • Rebranding

    Rebranding
    Mar 16 2021
    OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY GOT HIM TO DO THIS. I think maybe he’s my favorite person alive. Or, whatever he is. I think he’s a person. Or, part-person, part-snake. Also love Simon Cowell. I wonder if he’s part-snake. He’s definitely part-asshole. I guess we all are. Also Kelcey, fuck you for that song. You’re losing it. Advertise on The Kelcey Ayer TV Show On Radio via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    30 mins
  • The Bomb Scare

    The Bomb Scare
    Mar 9 2021

    Bomb scare? Hmmmm, don’t know anything about that, not sure why the episode is called that. Weird. Anyway, this is the 6th episode, over half-way now, thank god. I mean, I’m having a good time, but I’m pretty sure these are all dogshit. Prolly should step in. I dunno. And Bronco should like raccoons more. You know about raccoon gold, right? Uh oh. Nevermind.


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    27 mins
  • Vegas Pt. II

    Vegas Pt. II
    Mar 2 2021
    AN APOLOGY TO AMY: Amy I’m sorry. I’m sorry you’re so boring that you would’ve never gone to the lengths I went to to make sure our time in Vegas was BALLER AF. I’m sorry I spiked your drink and created a rouse in which I safely led you towards having fun and being a fun person. Please forgive me... I just hope I can forgive myself. Love, Sally Advertise on The Kelcey Ayer TV Show On Radio via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    31 mins
  • Vegas Pt. I

    Vegas Pt. I
    Feb 23 2021
    Ah, poor Benji. I read Janet wrong. WAY WRONG. Anyway, we had Primus on and it was tight. That guy can shred the bass. Kelcey, if you’re reading this, bite me, Primus should have played, but Benji prolly shouldn’t have drugged you like that. That’s a Sally MOOOOVVVEEEEEE! I also love raves now. Advertise on The Kelcey Ayer TV Show On Radio via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    29 mins