The Gods Must Be Horny

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  • A Podcast about Sex, Sexuality, and Gender in Ancient Mythology. Each episode, Devon, Aaron, and Drew bring you the stories of lewds, nudes, and messiest breakup drama from the divine pantheons of the ancient world, because to suck is human, but to fuck is divine. Support: patreon.com/TheGodsMustBeHorny Contact: tgmbhornt@gmail.com
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  • #2: Set's Salty Lettuce

    #2: Set's Salty Lettuce
    May 19 2023

    The worst and/or best kind of Uncle Magic ensues as the Egyptian gods Set and Horus do extremely straight things to assert dominance. Lettuce ensues.

    Support: patreon.com/TheGodsMustBeHorny

    Contact: tgmbhornt@gmail.com

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    31 mins
  • #1: Gold on the Ceiling OR: Oh Hi, Danaë

    #1: Gold on the Ceiling OR: Oh Hi, Danaë
    May 5 2023

    Possessive fathers, golden showers, and the king of all fuckboys combine to form the story of Danaë, the daughter of King Acricius, who was sentenced to life in the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror because her dad got a prophecy that her kid would murk him. Until along came the chief deity of the Greek pantheon and simulated bestiality enthusiast, Zeus.

    Support: patreon.com/TheGodsMustBeHorny

    Contact: tgmbhornt@gmail.com

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    31 mins

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