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The Battery Operated Magic Toupee travels to Planet Terseconsise, the .planet that is the most succinct, terse and concise in the multiverse because it has only three words in its dictionary to describe it’s succinct, terse and conciseness: succinct, terse and concise.

One cannot call the planet stupid since ‘stupid’ isn’t one of the three words: there’s just succinct, terse and concise. Philosopher J. Wilingford Cruton once commented “Planet Terseconsise is indescribable”, however philosopher Milton Doganus disagrees and described it as “succinct, terse and concise. “

The planet also smells like a dead walrus’ anus however ‘dead’, ‘walrus, and ‘anus’ aren’t in the dictionary so locals just describe the smell as “succinct, terse and concise”. After an urgent warning about sticking things in your arse (which you can skip by just not sticking things in your arse), an interview with culprit/ producer of the latest dud not sweeping the country or even the back alley: “The Butler Who Murdered The Millionaire”. After a word about premature ejaculation, including the word “Ooops”, we feature one of the moving exclusives of a father’s misguided love for his baby boy with as the Frimpton Baby poops Itself.

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BOMT watches its back and removes the knives as they appear in it as it revisits a world in which comedy writers are unnecessary since all the universe’s absurd, preposterous, and ridiculous crap has fallen from a wormhole and in the midst of a steamining intergalactic shitfest created a parallel stenchverse where satire and comedy is impossible as no comedy writer could ever imagine anything more ridiculous or absurd than writes itself since it is embedded in the very air they breathe.

It is the world of politics.

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BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) shiftily sleazes backwards through the stench tunnel leading to the most putrid arsepit of sleaze and corruption, an antiuniverse where integrity has been replaced by putrid pig mick. It is the world of politics. It is a world where the entire population takes intelligence tests and the lowest scores win and govern and the highest scores lose and are governed.

We begin with the best tip on how to vote this upcoming election: “Vote for the Lesser Asshole.”

Next, in order to remain fair and impartial, we give equal time to party political broadcasts for “The Fucking Embarrassing Party” (this is truth in advertising… they really are fucking embarrassing) , “The Don’t Vote Party” (which has the wisest platform and they stand for not voting) , “The New Woke NAZI Party” (The goosestep goes woke), and “The ME Party” (which boasts the most common form of politician since, for them, EVERYTHING is about ME).
Stanley Shminglefart attempts to record a campaign speech and overcome his laughable name.

“The Liberal Inclusive Party” proves how inclusive they are, they can produce photos of their candidates standing next to every race, religion and type of person that a person can identitfy with, with the exception of somewhat normal podcast listeners.

We follow with political messages from the indescribable “Party of No Fixed Abode (and since it is indescribable we will not attempt to describe it) and “the Pity Party” (whether or not you vore for them – open your heart and please pity these poor, pathetic, unelectable bastards).

Finally –the revolutionary Sound Behind brings its revolutionary AI technology to the Margret Thatcher’s most famous speech as we hear the REAL goings-on behind the scenes.
Welcome/ warning intro
Theme music montage
Vote for the Lesser Asshole
Political Message – The Fucking Embarrassing Party
Political Message – The Don’t Vote Party
Political Message – The New Woke NAZI Party
Political Message – The ME Party
Vote Shminglefart
Political Message – The Liberal Inclusive Party
(PODCAST PROMO)
Political Message –Party of No Fixed Abode
Political Message – the Pity Party
THE SOUND BEHIND – Oooooh that Thatcher
Closing Credits