8 AM - The Wake-Up Call
Selso's alarm goes off, playing an obnoxious tune. He hits snooze six times before finally rolling out of bed.
Moose, a morning person, has already been up for an hour, enjoying his third cup of coffee and some motivational cat videos.
9 AM - The Prep
Selso sleepily texts Moose: "Dude, what are we talking about today?"
Moose responds with a cryptic emoji and an unhelpful, "We'll wing it."
10 AM - The Snack Run
Selso raids his fridge for podcast snacks, coming up with a questionable array of items including cold pizza, a half-eaten banana, and some cheese puffs.
Moose arrives with a bag of artisanal popcorn and organic green juice, rolling his eyes at Selso's "breakfast."
11 AM - The Setup
They begin setting up their podcast equipment in the jam room. Selso untangles the microphone cables for the umpteenth time.
Moose tests the mics by reciting random lines from Shakespeare, while Selso makes exaggerated fart noises.
12 PM - The Argument
An intense debate ensues over the best background music for their intro. Selso insists on using a heavy metal riff, while Moose argues for smooth jazz.
They compromise with a bizarre mix of both, which they affectionately dub "jazzy metal fusion."
1 PM - The Soundcheck
Moose starts the soundcheck by singing the chorus to "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of his lungs.
Selso joins in, resulting in a chaotic duet that scares the neighbor’s cat.
2 PM - The Pre-Show Ritual
They engage in their pre-show ritual: a fierce game of rock-paper-scissors to determine who does the intro.
Selso loses and grumbles while Moose does a victory dance.
3 PM - The Recording
Finally, they hit the record button. Moose starts with a smooth, "Welcome to Jam Room Tapes..."
Selso jumps in with an overenthusiastic, "And let's get jammin'!"
4 PM - The Mid-Show Snack Break
Halfway through, they pause for a snack break. Moose insists on keeping it quick, while Selso uses the opportunity to munch on his cold pizza.
5 PM - The Wrap-Up
They wrap up the episode with their signature sign-off, trying to harmonize "Stay toasty, jam fam!" but failing miserably.
Selso promises to edit out the awkward silences, but Moose knows he probably won’t.
6 PM - The Aftermath
They listen back to their recording, laughing at their own jokes and bad harmonies.
Moose heads home, while Selso falls asleep in the jam room, dreaming of their next podcast adventure.
And thus, another episode of "Jam Room Tapes" is born—full of chaos, laughs, and a lot of heart. 🎙️✨🍕

(00:00) - INTRO AND CATCH UP
(13:56) - MUSIC NEWS
(22:00) - QUESTION
(24:28) - DOES THIS JAM JELLY?
(35:55) - GUESS THE SONG
(44:34) - SONG FOR NEXT EPISODE
(45:47) - ENDING AND OUTRO
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