We've learned and have been told things over the years and believed them, mostly because the person telling us also tells us "that's what they say". Well who are they, and why are they telling us things that were never true…let's discuss a few, like this is a good podcast episode. Oh, wait a minute…who said that?

One full year of being a senior citizen. What did I learn? I'd share if I could remember.

Well I do recall something about people, pain and poor hearing, but that's probably because of the dad jokes that never get old.

Were you prepared to be annoyed today? Let's chat (again) about things that drive us crazy. And yes by "things" I mean other people. They're almost as annoying as the dad jokes in this episode!

Experts say change is good, except when it comes to changing our clocks. All thanks to your government at work. It's that time of year, when you get an extra hour of sleep and a few minutes of why its still not THAT good for you. Don't worry, you may sleep through the timeless dad jokes.

It's that time of year. Swapping out your summer clothes for that fashionable Fall & Winter look. An out-of-the-closet ritual as old as time…and as old as those black pants you love to wear.

Just what you need, another podcast about Halloween!

Enjoy this year's trend of what to wear, how to decorate, candy to share, what to drink and how to talk like Boris Karloff.

And a memorable learning moment of how Jeffery Epstein is like Halloween decorations. (you'll be telling this joke to someone today)

Enjoy the rhythm of the fun and the food of a weekly visit to your local farmer's market. Rhythm? Yes, we're dropping some beets on the experience…and the people. And don't forget the vegetables, they'll turnip in this episode. I don't mean to be fresh, but are you buying this?

Join me for a few minutes on a drive down memory lane for a fun, fill out this form, hurry up and wait rant about my two hours at the DMV, which felt like a lifetime.

What do we hate more than time at the DMV? Not much…maybe just the jokes in this episode?