Episodes

  • S4E4 Divide and Conquer
    Dec 10 2024

    Hey listeners did you know that hypnosis is real.

    That all it takes is one slip up and boom you're now a brainwashed sleeper agent ready to be unleashed, to kill the president of the United States.

    Anyway just thought you ought to know *click*

    So anyway, the Go'ould finally have a good idea. What if we brainwash captured SGC agents and in tandem with our spy in the Tok'ra ranks. We wreck havok on the alliance of our two great enemies....

    Also Anise is here, you remember her right, miss Totally Not Seven of Nine. Right. Beloved character who appears after this episode..... In one book?

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • S4E3.5 Chronicles of Riddick (Preview)
    Dec 5 2024

    Hi, Hope here.

    So I started a new job, Ryan is Ryan and Frosty is horribly sick. So we're sorry for not uploading episodes.

    Here's November's bonus Chronicles of Riddick. No text as I was on dome leave

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    17 mins
  • S4E3 - Crossroads
    Nov 19 2024

    Well.... Third time's the charm.

    Would you love me if I was a worm?

    It's an eventful week at Stargate Command, Bra'tac has transitioned and is now calling herself Shaunoc, Seven of Tok'ra is still hanging around trying desparately to get into Jacks pants despite him being a married man, and on top of all that it's therapy week. Everyone is getting introspective and talking to their worms about their feelings, ya'know oh and death.

    Follow us on: Hope is on BlueSky Frosty is on BlueSky And join our Patreon at the $3.50+ tier in order to access to a monthly bonus episode and extended cuts of some main episodes https://www.patreon.com/SGOPodcast. Featuring: Hope Sierra Frost Lost

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 404 Episode Not Found
    Nov 7 2024

    So, it's been a little while. We lost the last mainline episode that we were supposed to release, so we are going to have to re-record that and get it out to you all. We apologise for that and will return to our regularly scheduled programming soon. We were intending this to be the re-recording, but it ended up being a meta discussion about how we want to handle the podcast going forward as well as some of our other content. Oh and I ended up talking too much about Call of Duty too. Look, the politics of those games are awful, but I suppose I have signed up to be our local CoD correspondent. It's...journalism, or something. I don't know. This was recorded prior to the results of the 2024 US Presidential Election. While myself, Hope, and Ryan are from the UK, Lost and a number of our friends and collaborators are from the United States. We may record another episode Post-Election to discuss our thoughts before we return to our regular episodes. That being said, I want to use this opportunity to let people know that this is going to be a really awful time for a lot of people over these next 4 years at the very least. Trump's new administration is most likely going to be carrying out horrific attacks on immigration, people of colour, LGBTQIA+ people, religious minorities, and more. There are many vulnerable people who will be harmed by the Christofascists about to elevated to the highest positions of power in the United States. If you have people you are worried about, please reach out to them. If you can offer any kind of shelter to people in your lives that you are worried about, please do. Please protest, donate to mutual aid funds, do whatever you can to help out anybody that may be suffering. We'll have some more on this in the coming episodes. Be safe and look after yourselves.

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • S4E2 - Upgrades
    Oct 25 2024

    404 Sierra not found. What if a funny hand clamp device thing turn you into a super soldier, but it also made you a hungy boy? We have a new Tok'ra character introduced this episode who seems to occupy the purpose of making us hate them even more and wanting the SGC to just ghost them. It's time for human experimentation hours, but Samantha's girlfriend Dr Fraser is slightly concerned that these super gloves may be more harm than good. Don't worry, I'm sure the Tok'ra aren't planning to fuck us over or anything.

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • S4E1 - The Other Side
    Oct 14 2024

    This episode we theorise that Stargate episodes have only three possible ways to begin, one of them being an off-world activation of some kind. We receive an emergency distress call from an unknown group of people, who are all white and hiding in a bunker, that they need help defending themselves against an enemy that is simultaenously strong and weak. Weird, wonder what this could mean. They are willing to give up knowledge of all their super duper cool technology in exchange for a bunch of hard water. This will not be used for evil weapons. This will not be used to eradicate minorities. Daniel suspects that this might be used to eradicate minorities. Only one thing can get in the way of the space nazis. Can they not be slightly racist in the presence of Jack O'Neill long enough to get their water? No, they're Nazis.

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Bonus Month 3! - Hackers
    Oct 13 2024

    Preview of bonus episode available on the $3.50 tier of the Patreon

    They made the gayest movie about being straight you could possibly imagine. Set in the 90s, hackers are apparently the cool kids and they hang out in the combined arcade, night club, skate park. Was this was New York was like in the 90s? I don't know, but take me back, take me back! Like half the cast of Trainspotting are here to HACK THE PLANET and take down the evil corporation...maybe? I don't know, the corporation in this movie is kinda not portrayed all that evil as much as it is a supposedly one bad apple situation. Kinda weird take for an anti-establishment hacker movie to take, but oh well. Weird incel dude got slapped with the "touch grass" legal ordnance after causing the stock market to crash as a child in the 80s. Now he returns to the computer scene, but seems to have most of his interest devoted to stalking tomboy short-haired Angelina Jolee. Take me back, take me back, take me back. Oh yeah, the gay hacker group's idiot friend and discord kitten got caught doing dumb bullshit and now they have to save him. It's a good movie, but it sure hasn't aged too great in some areas.

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    15 mins
  • Bonus Month 3! - Rocky
    Oct 5 2024

    A heartwarming tale for the ages! You might be a down on your luck, ageing, failed boxer, but you too can fulfill the American dream of violating a woman's consent if a stern Irish man finally believes in you. I think that was the message of the movie. Either that or black people are keep doing the hard working Italian down. This is a movie from the 1970s and it reaaaaaaally shows it, folks. That being said, the parts of the movie where it isn't being viley misogynistic and low-key racist...actually pretty good, I suppose. Autism-coded Italian boxer rises against the odds to go toe-to-toe with the world champion. At least this Italian didn't back out after one punch, ayo! Rocky, a movie so classic they made it again and put a 2 at the end of it! Then they made it again. And again. Then they changed actors and turned it into almost a live action Shonen anime. That's kinda cool, I guess. Perhaps we'll do some more of this series as some point.

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    2 hrs and 39 mins