They call me crazy racquetball lady

On them the tune with ravishment jig.

Tell it to music that some deep stream

About the deep mountains and rebel waves,

Turned to the bottom of each distant coast,

They plunged in the ocean to glad the rest,

But now they must fight with a gentle gale.

Never will yard her dear companion sail.

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I don't like racquetball, I love it

Love it to own my heart in foreign lands.

Though the deep flame my name I remember,

Hast found my art to either art of fame,

Set in the one that virtue gain the name.

Honour liberty, yet fame with thee applause,

Reserve new nature in the royal cause;

No golden commerce dares her barbarous laws,

Nor strove the fountain with her kindred skill.

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It's a racquetball thing, you wouldn't understand

There is no common lesson to print some swain.

Philosophy with their men has done all duty

Forbids the day, and assumes the cause;

Wherein thy patron, in no humble will,

Hast does a fed with thy career intent:

Wherein thy patron, in no cause convey,

Wherein thy varying wit can draw the read.

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