Join the Softies as they talk Samanthas narcolepsy, terrible halloween costumes, and Italian Pride!! . . COME SEE JC & SAMANTHA CO-HEADLINE THE 2024 NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY 11/10 7:30PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB! TICKET INFO HERE: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY SIGNING UP TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT www.patreon.com/softlaunch YA UNDASTAND?!?! . . Episode Topics: 00:00:00 Call 911 00:00:13 Intro 00:01:06 Positivity 00:02:14 Samanthas Narcolepsy 00:09:40 STDs 00:14:58 Dr. Scares 00:21:00 Hot Balls 00:22:44 Indigenous Peoples Day 00:36:50 Important Italian Contributions 00:38:22 DiVincenzo Vs Knicks 00:45:18 Kayla Nicole 00:54:34 Giancarlo Stanton 00:55:50 Worst Halloween Costumes 01:13:19 Outro

Join the Softies as they talk doing better emotionally, Samanthas Masculine era, & toxic phrases! . . COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY OCTOBER 12TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE:https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9643/20241012-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show . . THE SOFTIES ARE HEADLINING THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10 730PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB !!!! TICKET LINK HERE: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!! . . CUSTOM SPORTS JERSEYS HERE: https://kalowan.com TELL THEM THE SOFTIES SENT YOU!!!!

We’re back! Join the Softies as they talk apartment renovations, Cardi B, & annoying adult expenses!

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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY OCTOBER 12TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE:https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9643/20241012-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show

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THE SOFTIES ARE HEADLINING THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10 730PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB !!!! TICKET LINK HERE: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival

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CUSTOM SPORTS JERSEYS HERE: https://kalowan.com TELL THEM THE SOFTIES SENT YOU!!!!

Join The Softies as they talk Shannon Sharpe, Reba McEntire, & dick pic stories!! . . COME SEE THE SOFTIES HEADLINE THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10 730PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB !!!! TICKET LINK HERE: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!! . . CUSTOM SPORTS JERSEYS HERE: https://kalowan.com/ TELL THEM THE SOFTIES SENT YOU!!!!

Join the Softies as they talk moving to Queens, Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl, and their boomer complaints about this new generation!

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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 14TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9330/20240914-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!

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Episode Topics:

00:00:00 Movin On Up

00:00:21 Intro

00:01:10 Softies are moving!

00:16:54 Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl

00:33:01 “Be with a man who loves you more than you love him”

00:35:40 Meg Thee Stallion

00:42:36 That’s What They Sayin’

00:43:16 Grocery Shopping Woes

00:46:49 Groups of Youths

00:50:55 Crocs

00:53:04 Restaurant Lighting

00:54:20 Loud Car Music

00:55:30 One word texts

00:58:13 Fireworks

00:59:57 Genders

01:00:48 Beach Music

01:01:29 QR code Menus

01:02:23 “Back in my day”

01:03:07 Saying Hello

01:04:31 Restaurant Volume

01:05:33 Outro

This one starts somber but gets really fun around 25 minutes in. Join The Softies as they talk their deepest insecurities, balloon pop dating, & their old yearbook quotes! . . COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY AUGUST 24TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9330/20240914-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!

Join The Softies as they talk JC cleaning the bathroom, how often happy couples should post each other, and JLo's (most recent) divorce!

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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY AUGUST 24TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9330/20240914-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!

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Episode topics:

00:00:00 Passionfruit

00:00:33 Intro

00:01:34 JC Cleans the Bathroom

00:06:15 Stay At Home Moms

00:08:29 Keeping a Clean Home

00:13:35 Live Show Recap

00:23:30 Mels 50th

00:28:10 Cam Newton

00:39:15 Happy Couples Post Less?

00:42:46 JLo & Ben Divoce

00:50:43 Feeling Jealous

00:54:10 Subbing Each Other

00:57:30 Outro

Join The Softies as they talk Abuel's funeral, Laci Peterson, & the first song on your sex playlist! . . . COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY AUGUST 24TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE: https://thestandnyc.com/shows/2024-08-24 . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!! . . Purchase all LILY products here (https://www.drinklily.com) & use promo code: "SOFTIES" for 20% off!!!