We're back!!!! Join the Softies as they return from a 1 week hiatus and talk their new apartment, leaving manhattan, and the sexiest man alive!!! A HUGE THANK YOU to everyone who came out to our New York Comedy Festival show. We are forever indebted to you. Enjoy the episode!!! . . Use Promocode: SOFTIES for 10% off your NYC move with Piece Of Cake moving!!! . . Episode Topics: 00:00:00 Cold Open 00:00:21 Intro 00:02:20 The Big Move!!! 00:04:50 Piece Of Cake Moving 00:07:00 Adjusting to Queens 00:22:45 Samanthas Birthday! 00:32:20 New York Comedy Festival 00:54:50 Sexiest Man Alive

Join the Softies as they talk JC's toe, Tony Hinchcliffe backlash, and the new President of the United States!!! . . COME SEE JC & SAMANTHA CO-HEADLINE THE 2024 NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY 11/10 7:30PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB! TICKET INFO HERE: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY SIGNING UP TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT www.patreon.com/softlaunch YA UNDASTAND?!?! . . Join the Softies as they talk JC's toe, Tony Hinchcliffe backlash, and the new President of the United States!!! . . COME SEE JC & SAMANTHA CO-HEADLINE THE 2024 NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY 11/10 7:30PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB! TICKET INFO HERE: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY SIGNING UP TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT www.patreon.com/softlaunch YA UNDASTAND?!?! . . Episode topics:

00:00:00 Grand Ol Flag

00:00:16 Intro

00:00:00 Cold Apartment

00:02:25 Toe Update

00:13:30 Samantha Injury

00:15:15 Handy Man Era

00:21:13 New York Comedy Festival

00:22:11 Halloween Recap

00:29:29 New President!

00:43:47 Kill Tony Backlash

00:46:00 Opposite Sex Mysteries

00:47:47 Mens tea

00:50:38 Male Friendships

00:55:25 Skin Care Routines

00:57:30 Accent Pillows

01:00:26 Men looking for stuff

01:02:24 Women’s bathroom

01:04:49 Growers vs Showers

01:08:18 Relaxing

01:09:58 Bald Men

01:12:39 Long Poops

01:14:25 Fast Fashion

01:14:53 Bad Relationships

01:19:01 Peeing Standing up

01:19:50 Cat Calling

01:21:50 Pants Down

01:23:10 Packing for trips

01:23:50 Outro

Join Los Softies as they get ACTIVATED and talk about The Island of Garbage, Angry Puerto Ricans, and Tony Hinchcliff BOMBING (shocker!) at Trumps NYC MAGA rally!!! (our best work if I may say so myself) . . COME SEE JC & SAMANTHA CO-HEADLINE THE 2024 NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY 11/10 7:30PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB! TICKET INFO HERE: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY SIGNING UP TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT www.patreon.com/softlaunch YA UNDASTAND?!?! . . Topics: 00:00:00 Que Bonita Bandera 00:00:30 Intro 00:01:58 JCs broken toe 00:07:35 Samanthas t**s 00:09:54 Mamies 70th! 00:16:40 Comedy Show Round Up 00:21:00 Tony Hinchcliffe (our best ever segment) 00:55:30 Long Outro

Join the Softies as they talk Task Rabbit, New York Sports, & terrible advice! . . COME SEE JC & SAMANTHA CO-HEADLINE THE 2024 NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY 11/10 7:30PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB! TICKET INFO HERE: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY SIGNING UP TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT www.patreon.com/softlaunch YA UNDASTAND?!?! . . Episode Topics: 00:00:00 You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful 00:00:20 Intro 00:01:21 Renovation update 00:04:01 Task Rabbit 00:07:45 Handy Fathers 00:10:54 Samanthas Punctuality 00:23:47 NY Liberty Win The Championship! 00:30:57 The State of NY Baseball 00:45:11 One Direction 00:47:30 Bradley Cooper & Gigi Hadid 00:51:33 Liam Payne 00:52:42 Aight So Boomer (Bad Advice) 00:53:25 “All you gotta do is want it” 00:56:06 “Get on netflix” 00:59:15 “Life Is Short” 01:01:30 “Live Laugh Love” 01:04:05 “Be Yourself” 01:05:54 Bad advice we give 01:10:10 Thats What They Sayin 01:20:55 Outro

Join the Softies as they talk Samanthas narcolepsy, terrible halloween costumes, and Italian Pride!! . . COME SEE JC & SAMANTHA CO-HEADLINE THE 2024 NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY 11/10 7:30PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB! TICKET INFO HERE: https://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY SIGNING UP TO OUR PATREON FOR BONUS CONTENT www.patreon.com/softlaunch YA UNDASTAND?!?! . . Episode Topics: 00:00:00 Call 911 00:00:13 Intro 00:01:06 Positivity 00:02:14 Samanthas Narcolepsy 00:09:40 STDs 00:14:58 Dr. Scares 00:21:00 Hot Balls 00:22:44 Indigenous Peoples Day 00:36:50 Important Italian Contributions 00:38:22 DiVincenzo Vs Knicks 00:45:18 Kayla Nicole 00:54:34 Giancarlo Stanton 00:55:50 Worst Halloween Costumes 01:13:19 Outro

Join the Softies as they talk doing better emotionally, Samanthas Masculine era, & toxic phrases! . . COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY OCTOBER 12TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE:https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9643/20241012-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show . . THE SOFTIES ARE HEADLINING THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10 730PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB !!!! TICKET LINK HERE: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!! . . CUSTOM SPORTS JERSEYS HERE: https://kalowan.com TELL THEM THE SOFTIES SENT YOU!!!!

We’re back! Join the Softies as they talk apartment renovations, Cardi B, & annoying adult expenses!

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COME TO THE SOFT LAUNCH LIVE SHOW SATURDAY OCTOBER 12TH 5PM AT THE STAND NYC!!! PROMO CODE "MONROE" FOR 50% OFF TIX! TICKET LINK HERE:https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/9643/20241012-500-pm-soft-launch-comedy-show

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THE SOFTIES ARE HEADLINING THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10 730PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB !!!! TICKET LINK HERE: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival

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BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!!

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Join The Softies as they talk Shannon Sharpe, Reba McEntire, & dick pic stories!! . . COME SEE THE SOFTIES HEADLINE THE NEW YORK COMEDY FESTIVAL SUNDAY NOVEMBER 10 730PM AT NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB !!!! TICKET LINK HERE: http://newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/in-rhythm-presented-by-the-new-york-comedy-festival . . BECOME A SUPER SOFTIE BY JOINING US ON PATREON (www.patreon.com/softlaunch) FOR BONUS EPISODES & SPECIAL CONTENT!!! . . CUSTOM SPORTS JERSEYS HERE: https://kalowan.com/ TELL THEM THE SOFTIES SENT YOU!!!!