Simon Mayo's Confessions

By: Bauer Media
  • Summary

  • Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

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Episodes
  • Knock knock, who's there & other tales
    Apr 18 2025

    What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!

    This week's episode features Colin's escapades with fellow students car. Then there's Redrock's tale, featuring a well made coffin that went in the river and washed up down the coast, leaving people to wonder what happened to contents. Meanwhile Gordon (or should that be Graham?!) is forging the signatures of a comical duo and over on the cruise ship the 'Big Shiny' Johnny Boy is having some toilet trouble.

    In the Not For Broadcast Section there is a relationship revenge. Plus, the team chat chocolate feelings, and coughing fits!

    Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to confession@greatesthits.co.uk

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    44 mins
  • Caught out riding fences & other tales
    Apr 11 2025

    From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!

    The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a rude hand gesture. There's also talk of podcast prison, showering behaviour and Matt is actually right about something.

    Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.

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    46 mins
  • Give it away, give it away, give it away now & other tales
    Apr 4 2025

    What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!

    This week's episode features Chad's chilli confession, where a childhood love of spicy food let to an unfortunate A&E trip for an unsuspecting classmate. Then there's Andy's sad budgie tale, featuring a high-stakes race between man and bird - Andy won and the budgie had a less than happy ending. Meanwhile David's campsite chaos saw an innocent game of shouting "Wally" spiral into a full sale eviction of his Baptist camp neighbours and over in Class 3, Nick took extreme measures against an irritating cornet player, leading to the unforgettable phrase: "Jammed a cushion up his cornet"

    In the Not For Broadcast Section we hit peak disgrace with a Vomit Comet. Plus, we discuss the secrets to becoming the best podcast in the world an why every household should keep an emergency supply of full fat milk.

    Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to confession@greatesthits.co.uk

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    47 mins

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