Lies lies lies! Seeings as Part II of Humans like humans is neither done nor good, we are riffing on the 4th of July in lieu of making good on promises to you, dear listener. In fumbling-the-ball episode, we cover the following -

• The adorability of seeing young children externalizing their feelings to kind, empathetic adults; unrelated - the possibility of romanticizing said children enacting said externalizations. Whatever.
• Light overview of "the big project" that Lisa is bringing to press...like...soon!
• The human muscle for assuming other people are pieces of shit because they don't care about what you care about, re: geo political conflict and/or the criminalization of homelessness.
• Big dick energy - a cultural history of the acronym itself and feelings about it's implications for America and the 4th of July.

Silly little ding dongs is a podcast by Lisa Lorraine Carson. Lisa spent the 4th of July sitting by her parents pool doing absolutely fuck all with her cat. It was nice.

Too tired to write show notes. Lisa's OG (Original German) friend Constanze joins us for a conversation about being 24, dating a DJ, male hygiene, and sending the universe the signal that *YOU DON'T NEED THIS*

Silly little ding dongs is hosted by Lisa Lorraine Carson. Lisa can be found ordering martinis in New Orleans with a beautiful German woman, giving young (confused but hot) female wait staff advice about men.

Beefs, problems, bad blood. This episode is all about the things under Lisa's skin, including things that are actually under her skin, i.e. pathogens from deep cleaning the squalor of a grifter (more on this soon).

In this episode we cover all things "having a beef" and dig into a few of Lisa's beefiest beefing, including but not limited to -

• Ridley Scott (obviously)
• JK Rowling (obviously)
• Stephanie Meyer - dot dot dot-ing your way out of explicit content for kids. But hindsight is 2020 and looking back on the creative choices now, Lisa gets it.
• Fingerling potatoes, daddy long legs spiders, and raspberries - who is this naming terrorist and how can he, she, or they (suck it, JK) be brought to justice?
• Cottage cheese - is it appropriate for eyeliner?
• Would you kill your son if it meant you could kill Osama Bin Laden? You don't have to answer that - but do consider if it's a reasonable or normal question for a 12 year old girl (Lisa) to ask her grandfather.
• Love - we always do this!!!!!! It always ends with a discussion of love and beauty. Because beefing with the world just...isn't worth it.

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Silly little ding dongs is a podcast by Lisa Lorraine Carson. Lisa is a happy go lucky fool who sees the best in people and does not know the geographic position of Germany to the sea.