Episodes

  • #51 : Just When You Think People Are Normal

    #51 : Just When You Think People Are Normal
    Mar 28 2023
    Psych!! We have 2 fresh episodes in 1 day!! As an added bonus, Jess has a very special sexy voice telling us all about how fun it is to work during a California power outage, Murphy's law, St. Paddy's shenanigans, Dave Matthews dumping his poop in the Chicago river, and my general confusion about TikTok and why people are famous. Have fun y'all and perhaps smash that like button!!!
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • #50 : Broken Foot Blues

    #50 : Broken Foot Blues
    Mar 28 2023
    Hey everyone we finally made it to 50 episodes!!! Only took us 3+ years but we won't delve on that because we did it and we're still here and maybe in like 3 more months we'll put up another episode!! Regardless, in our landmark 50th we have lots to go over because of our time off. Let's just say we have lots of expectant customers, YouTube celebrities, shitty holidays, Will Poulter and the beauty that is sick leave in the service industry. Oh ya and Will Poulter. Have a listen and a good time eh?
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • #49 : The Riddle Of The 3 Foot Tall Man

    #49 : The Riddle Of The 3 Foot Tall Man
    Dec 30 2022
    In this last episode of 2022 we talk about the pandemic domino effect that's still wreaking havoc on our lives, as well as the World Cup that's wreaking havoc on our lives. Basically everything is wreaking havoc on our lives!!! But we like to have fun here, so we talk happy thoughts too like vivid work dreams and nightmarish real life work scenarios with just the best human beings. It's a good time so do yourself a favor and give us a listen!!!!
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • #48 : Jess Gets A $10k Offer She Can Refuse

    #48 : Jess Gets A $10k Offer She Can Refuse
    Oct 31 2022
    Jess is back in town and when she's back we like to have the occasional fun!! During said fun we discuss service animals, indecent proposals, timeshares, staffing woes, marathon medals and Jess yelling at unsuspecting customers. Oh ya and lots of other stuff too so check out this special in-person episode and SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!!
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • #47 : Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

    #47 : Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
    Oct 25 2022
    As always we're promptly back with a brand new highly anticipated episode!! We go over our summer adventures including the sneak attack of the century in Denver, creepy ride share drivers, real life final destinations, scammers, shady folk and just one or two terrible customers and situations to gossip about. Won't you give us a listen and have a laugh? Cmon you know you wanna!!
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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • #46 : Jess Goes To Arkansas

    #46 : Jess Goes To Arkansas
    Jul 22 2022
    Jess goes to Arkansas..that's it. Nah just playin lots of other stuff happening and it's a whole lotta giggles!! She does indeed talk about going to our favorite state, but also worldly interns, work visas, hot weather, hot boy summer, hot martinis and odd fellows. Give us a listen and smash that like button!!!!
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • #45 : Homeless Harriet & The Whistling Douchebag

    #45 : Homeless Harriet & The Whistling Douchebag
    Jul 22 2022
    We're back baby!! And we got lots of good stuff to talk about!! We gots robot cooks, more lanyards, more Davood, more blind dates, more douchebags, LA vs. Chicago and what the world would be like if we could just split our bodies and multiply and how the service world would change for the better..CAN YOU IMAGINE?!!! That and oh so much more so give us a listen and maybe we'll post more episodes!!!
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • #44 : Pear Man Vs. The Mole People

    #44 : Pear Man Vs. The Mole People
    Apr 29 2022
    In this special live episode of Jessica's podcast, definitely not Danny's, we talk about all the good stuff over a couple white claws. We have a surprise guest, vomiting, the never-ending saga of the worst bar patron EVER, the surfacing of mole people and the immortal GOOBS!!! Enjoy everyone and smash..that..LIKE BUTTON!!!!
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    57 mins