• S2E5: Get Ranked, Bozos

  • Jul 15 2024
  • Length: 43 mins
  • Podcast

S2E5: Get Ranked, Bozos

  • Summary

  • On Episode 5, we record an episode in the same room for the FIRST TIME EVER. Come listen to us reminisce about the tour with PapaBug and rank all our favorite moments (Bug even reveals his favorite fan!!). Oh, and we write some songs, too!

    Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. If you'd like downloadable files for this episode (and the demos we showed off), ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠ -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW --

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    Challenge: "Get Ranked"

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    BUG'S SONG

    Title: First and Second

    Lyrics:

    I wanna tell all my friends about you

    to tell my mom, who will tell my dad

    to find the best damn parts about this

    and celebrate the things I have... but I can't


    When I was kid at the dinner table

    my parents would make us make a thankful list

    the top 3 things about our day

    and I was always just the worst at this


    Some days it was simple but most days it was difficult

    my disposition leaned a bit more pessimist than typical


    its hard to get excited, like if life finds out I like it

    I will lose it, yeah its stupid and its superstitious


    So when you ask me the top 3 things

    I love about this, I still freeze up

    I probably look like a well-fed snake

    as I choke so hard on that softball toss


    I should just say "hell with it", maybe just embellish it

    "your laugh, your eyes, your smile" but I know I'm barely sellin it


    its hard to get excited, if life finds out I like it

    I will lose it, yeah its stupid, I just wanna


    tell all my friends about you

    to tell my mom, who will tell my dad

    to find the best damn parts about this

    and celebrate the things I have... but I can't


    Why am I like this?

    Why can't I admit everything's going well

    Why do I hide it?

    Hide all my joy in this bone-colored shell

    So I thought and I thought of my top 3 but its something I just couldn't do

    so here's my top 2...


    I'm tellin all my friends about you

    I told my mom (who told my dad)

    So here's the top 2 parts about this love

    they're the first and second half


    I'm tellin all my friends about you

    you told your mom I'm not thar bad

    So here's the top 2 parts about this love

    they're the first and second half


    the top 2 parts about this love

    is the first and second, the first and second half

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    MATT'S SONG

    Title: The Great Pacific Garbage Patch

    Lyrics:

    I listed all my flaws in order
    Starting from the least of them
    The ones you might not even notice
    Bedbugs scattering for cover when
    the light goes on i just react,
    it isn't evidence of sentience or anything like that

    miseryguts
    shut up inside my castle
    overweight and
    undersentimental
    manic phases, chronic depression
    what a shame that no one will ever...

    I listed all my flaws in order
    So you'd know what to expect
    The ones that chafe your soul
    Until the day your perfect patience starts to crack
    i am a rock
    i am an island
    i'm the great pacific garbage patch

    forget about
    forgetting your birthday
    i won't remember your first name
    constantly expecting the worst
    so i can say that i saw it coming

    miseryguts
    shut up inside my castle
    overweight and
    undersentimental
    manic phases, chronic depression
    what a shame that no one will miss him

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