Today’s show is as wild as ever! First up, we ask if you’re bogan and proud after hearing about a couple who got engaged at a Bunnings—talk about snagging true love!

Then, we dive into New Music Friday, breaking down the latest bangers. In the Glossys, Richard Gere flips the bird on live TV during his Today Show appearance, and let’s just say… it’s caused a bit of a stir.

Ricki brings the chaos with a deep dive into one of the most twisted ancient torture methods (spoiler: it involves goats). And if that’s not enough to whet your appetite, we tease the release of Pizza Hut’s latest creation—a wine designed to mimic tomato sauce.

Plus, Tim’s Word Alarm keeps us guessing, and we wrap up with our Caller of the Week. Can you guess who it is?

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Leave it to Ricki to bring the most twisted facts to the table! She walks us through the horrifying history of “The Goat’s Tongue” torture method, where victims had their feet salted and licked raw by a goat until infection—and sometimes death—set in. It’s one of history’s weirdest and most grim methods of suffering, and somehow, we can’t stop listening.

But that’s not all. We also dive into the bizarre invention of the “cumspin,” a ride engineered to deliver a euphoric death through immense G-force. Yep, we’re questioning everything too. This one’s not for the faint-hearted, but if you’re into twisted trivia and shocking inventions, you’re in for a treat!

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Tim’s officially an ARIA Awards legend! We unpack everything from his night hosting the biggest event in Aussie music.

Then we switch gears to the 2025 Coachella lineup—Lady Gaga, Green Day, and Post Malone are headlining, but who else caught our eye? Plus, Joel’s got his eye on a charity auction for a Zoom chat with Kaitlan Collins, but is this obsession worth it?

Over in the Glossys, Kim K’s latest headline involves getting a little too comfortable with a Tesla robot. Meanwhile, Ricki leans into classic female stereotypes, admitting her back is always sore.

Oh, and we couldn’t forget the South African student who scammed free KFC for a year, the marathon runner who shat her pants mid-race (what she said is unreal), and John Safran joins us to spill details on breaking into Kanye West’s gated community while playing Quick Draw.

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Aussie icon John Safran dropped by to chat about his wild new book, Squat: A Week Squatting at Kanye's Mansion. He dove into his investigative antics, where he hilariously broke into Kanye’s abandoned LA mansion to reflect on the rapper’s spiraling controversies and antisemitic remarks. Safran didn’t hold back as he exclusively spilled all the juicy details of how he cracked the gated community (like a true stealth pro).

Then, things took a turn for the competitive when John squared off with us in Quick Draw! Did his wit match his quick hands?

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A 27-year-old student in South Africa pulled off the ultimate KFC heist! For an entire year, he scored free meals by confidently walking into different KFC outlets, claiming he was sent from HQ to perform “quality assurance” checks. The scam eventually caught up with him, but honestly… we can’t help but admire the creativity!

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With Tim off hosting the ARIAs (go, Blackers!), Jase from Nova Melbourne’s Jase & Lauren steps in to keep the good vibes rolling. We couldn’t be prouder of Tim—this is massive!

Joel’s fascination with big holes takes another wild turn. We chat about a prisoner kicking a massive hole in a jail wall to escape and dive into the bizarre theory that aliens created a beach hole (it was just some drunk sandcastle shenanigans, of course).

Ricki shares the hilarious story of how a rogue champagne cork left her with a self-inflicted concussion—classic Ricki. And during The Age Game, Joel made a bold (and very wrong) guess about Kylie Minogue’s age. The Minogue family didn’t take it lightly—Joel even got a phone call from them! Did he talk his way out of trouble, or did they deliver a serve?

To wrap it up, we celebrate Tim’s incredible ARIA hosting debut with highlights of his best moments. Safe to say, he absolutely crushed it!

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We played the Age Game, and Joel took a massive swing—guessing Kylie Minogue was way older than she is. Big mistake. The Minogue family didn't take it lightly, and Joel ended up getting an actual phone call from them! Did they set him straight, or did Joel manage to charm his way out of trouble? Tune in to hear all the drama!

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Talk about a relationship reset! Jenna broke up with Mitchell, but a ski accident and a case of amnesia flipped the script in the wildest way. After suffering a concussion, Mitchell forgot they had broken up, and his sweet messages melted Jenna’s heart. She asked to get back together, and Mitchell—completely unaware of the breakup—thought it was hilarious and said yes! Fast forward: they’re now married, proving that love (and a little forgetfulness) can work wonders.

PLUS, Ricki shares a champagne cork story so chaotic, it left her with an accidental self-inflicted concussion.

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