The Embryo K: 

After I was named Kaiser Adolf Hitler the Hohenzollern’s Royal heir in 1972, then sole beneficiary of his Italian estate in 1973, and it became clear it was for real, they decided to approach my mother and check her out. I do not mean at home either, her impostor was still pretending to be my father Kevin’s wife full time.

She had a hysterectomy later in 1972 and had no means to gestate a baby. But they decided to examine her anyway and discovered she still had functioning Ovaries and was still producing Ova. She was, at that time, not anywhere near aware of my Imperial status.

They had a chat with her and made her an offer. They would put her on fertility drugs, put a zip in her torso to access her Ovaries, and if she came in once a month to have her Ova collected, they would give her free accommodation and seafood for life.

And she agreed.

After they got divorced my father started seeing a female in a local town called Drouin. She had no means to gestate a child after a hysterectomy either. He went to visit her without telling anybody, including me (which was fine by me), on his days off, except Sundays. People thought he was working 6 days a week, working his rostered days off, working during his annual and long service leave. Even joked about it disrespectfully.

On his days off he used to get up, prepare like he was going to work, catch the train towards where he worked anyway, and go and visit her instead. None of my business obviously, he was not bringing her home for dinner or anything.

Then the usual happened and she stole his semen, and it was put in storage. They used it to fertilize the Ova they harvested off my mother to create embryo’s, like it was an organized crime make work project, with some vague intentions of trying to steal my Imperial Family off me, amongst other motives. Like Italy? This is the sort of thing lunatics do as a “make work project”. Most likely they were just trying to breed lookalikes to use to swap places with each other.