Episodes

  • 49: His Nameless One: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXV (Episode 49)

    49: His Nameless One: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXV (Episode 49)
    Nov 25 2020
    It all started with a little porridge talk but the conversation soon veered off into unexpected territory where we reeled in horror at prison life, reminisced about jawbreakers and Willy Wonka, opined about tattoos on old people, and faced the challenges of shopping for clothes in middle age. Listen and be well.

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    40 mins
  • 48: Put a Hippie in a Time Machine: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXIV (Episode 48)

    48: Put a Hippie in a Time Machine: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXIV (Episode 48)
    Nov 18 2020
    Topics include medication ads, nipples, bats, panning, Pan, chimeras, statue penises, early and belated holidays, casual wear, conspiracy theories, incredibly important opinions on music, living plus working, walled cities, and subtle adjustments to golf.
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    51 mins
  • 47: High Frequency Vibrations: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXIII (Episode 47)

    47: High Frequency Vibrations: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXIII (Episode 47)
    Nov 11 2020
    We unintentionally recorded a belated Halloween episode where we discuss vampires, sadistic lovers, medieval times, murderous children, zombies, Doomsday preppers and, most horrifyingly of all, reality TV. Trick or treat and Happy early Thanksgiving.

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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 46: Wolverine Witness Protection: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXII (Episode 46)

    46: Wolverine Witness Protection: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXII (Episode 46)
    Nov 4 2020
    Wherein we banter about screwing the pooch, sucking the turtle, mustelids, lagamorphs, enthusiastic pugilists, lobster rolls, bagels, honesty in advertising, Trump’s skincare regimen, the heavy overlap between racist jokes and stupid jokes, and the best decision of the day.
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    45 mins
  • 45: The Gruntles: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXI (Episode 45)

    45: The Gruntles: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXXI (Episode 45)
    Oct 28 2020
    There are several ways to measure senses of humor, segue into new topics, define seasonal affective disorder, skin cats, and quantify alcoholism. Additionally, there are enough levels of gruntledness and sheveledness, and types and causes of hernias, that we were able to spend almost an hour discussing them all. Press play and bask in the glow of our confusion.

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    49 mins
  • 44: Everyone’s Got an Antichrist in Their Balls Somewhere: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXX (Episode 44)

    44: Everyone’s Got an Antichrist in Their Balls Somewhere: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXX (Episode 44)
    Oct 21 2020
    This one’s got a mobile company mascot, time travel, buggering, frigging, making little dictators, fascist fashion, choad grafts, tax porn, simple life skills, live comedy, The Fly, lucid dreaming, and misunderstood lyrics.
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    42 mins
  • 43: Elephants and Whales (Episode 43)

    43: Elephants and Whales (Episode 43)
    Oct 14 2020
    We pulled one from the vaults due to technical difficulties recording our latest episode. This one was recorded way back in January of this year, before COVID-19 put us all on house arrest, and features a menagerie of discussions about bears, dogs, horses, elephants, whales, Seattle males of lower social standing, brainwashed idiots, ancient Greeks and Romans, fecal transplants, loving one another, and squirrels. Your listens are greatly 'preciated 'round here.

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    40 mins
  • 42: Uninflammable: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXIX (Episode 42)

    42: Uninflammable: The COVID-19 Calls, Part XXIX (Episode 42)
    Oct 7 2020
    This week’s topics include rubbing alcohol, uninflammability, big raver pants, drugs, dust, contraband man caves, mole people, choking plants, stuck songs, musical masochism, preventative healthcare, and possibly enjoying getting slapped.

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    42 mins