Episodes

  • E32 TikTok Induced Mental Breakdown
    Jan 31 2023
    💅🏻 Catch the ad-free/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod

    This Episode: H gives us the scoop on airport fashion after returning from vacation, of course there were babies on the plane, people are in serious competition for who can be the absolute worst and by people we mean men, and by men we mean men on bumble, L quizzes H on tiktok trends- raise your hand if you know what vabbing is.

    Extended Episode: Are you a fan of dry humping? Ever been to a jack shack? Sex work is a nuanced topic but yes women pay for sex sometimes too, dicks have different textures and the most rare seems to be the spongey dick.
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    47 mins
  • E31 Red Pill Reddit Guys & Other Trash
    Jan 24 2023
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    This Episode: We throw H a frat house fantasy bday party, revisiting long forgotten slang, L bums H out with tik toks, furries- again, red pill reddit, and check out this list of 'non-negotiables' from this asshat on the internet.

    Extended Episode: L makes H take a cosmo quiz from 2009, dry jan that we arent doing, commitment to fun, people coopting marginalization - which we probably got wrong or can be misunderstood or taken out of context so know we're here to mess up and do better.
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    57 mins
  • E30 He's a 10, But... Round 2.
    Jan 17 2023
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    This Episode: H doing surgery on her face, polar plunge, what we did for new years eve, the time L got mad on new years, He’s a 10 But

    Extended Episode: andrew tate, butt stuff, reddit threads, tshirts as boxers guy
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    53 mins
  • E29 End of the Year Mega-Weenie Roast
    Jan 10 2023
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    This Episode: The Rainiez are BACK, baybeee, which means criminal burps,(Barry we're so sorry!), SO MANY WEENIES TO ROAST- ie: the secret life of your dick, what we did for christmas, L is never going to get over being diagnosed with split ends, an unusual source for skincare.

    Extended Episode: new years intentions, people being 'well actually' people, its okay to change your mind. Happy New Year everyone!
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • E28 The Mayor of Fart City
    Jan 3 2023
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    This Episode: Double date vacay, would you bone your clone? white lotus. Relationship talk. space is full of farts.

    Extended Episode: L tries to convince H there are ghosts in the spooky tik tok filter, lots of porn talk of all varieties: from hentai to vintage, we are endlessly debating putting it in your mouth soft, merkins, demi moore nudes, vasectomies, dudes finger painting with their dicks, and hjs.
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    56 mins
  • E27 Getting Boned Up 4 Quitting
    Dec 27 2022
    some of us can just tell you like ass radar, Yung Gravy. A hit song by H. Being boned up for quitting, holding feet, spank banks, making out in the school hallway, finger bang memories with king emo, when in Daytona, H turning into a 5g hot spot.
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    50 mins
  • E26 The Legality of Mailing Someone a Box of Shit
    Dec 20 2022
    Two separate old hags being cunts about someone else using their trashcan, why maybe bar fights r ok, L lists three different things that all seem like lies, earplugs but for your nose, stinky fitting rooms, WWYD if you shit your pants in a fitting room, free libraries, being a recovering people pleaser
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • E25 More Than 3 Is An Orgy
    Dec 13 2022
    H & L play 20 questions and it gets about as unhinged as you'd expect. Orgies, what is considered a crime?, shoplifting 101, ghosting/being ghosted, L's Craigslist casual encounters era, and that bag that H found.
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    56 mins