PorchTalk 🎱

By: Connor Giblin
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  • Donald Duck is the President, Drake Maye is the Best Rookie QB in the NFL, NFL Trade Deadline Reviews, Kansas City v Detroit Superbowl is Inevitable - PorchTalk #19 with Xavier November 7 2024
    Nov 8 2024

    The United States held a Presidential Election between an overly qualified candidate and a convicted felon. The convicted felon won, which is poetic to the current state of America. You can't get a job at McDonalds with a criminal record, but you can run for President. Thank you for continuing to listen to PorchTalk

    -A schmuck with a keyboard

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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • The Dodgers Are World Series Champions, Young Thug Is Free, Is Drake Maye Playing This Week?, The Jets Are A Mess Even When They Win - PorchTalk #18 Halloween Special With Xavier Oct 31
    Nov 1 2024

    The Dodgers were down five runs in the fifth inning. The Dodgers won the game in nine innings. A historical baseball season has officially drawn the curtain with a World Series over the worst fanbase in sports, the New York Yankees. Young Thug agreed to a plea in his RICO case today that sent him home today with 20 years of probation. Xavier renounced his New York citizenship live on air after the depressing reminder that he is a New York sports fan and that in his 20-some-odd years he has never seen a championship for any team in New York State. Aaron Judge also sucks. Call Fat Joe for any further complaints. He's PorchTalk's lawyer on retainer. Massive shoutout to Stockholm, Sweden - theporchtalk.net. Fill out the life advice form if you're in Stockholm to email me. Gracias for continuing to listen to PorchTalk.

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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • The Dodgers Have Won the World Series, Kevin Durant is the Greatest Scorer of All Time, The Patriots Beat the Jets, Cleveland Beat Baltimore, Nick Bosa is a Schmuck, Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis are Still Leading MVP Race - PorchTalk #17 October 29
    Oct 29 2024

    The World Series is officially over after three games. Aaron Judge has now set an MLB record by striking out 75 times in his last 30 plate appearances which essentially books Juan Soto's one way ticket to LA this offseason. If the Dodgers get Juan Soto the MLB is cooked. Week eight of the NFL season has come to an end and the New England Patriots have the same record as the New York Jets. Half of America had the New York Jets walking into the Super Bowl with little resistance this year. They are 2-6. That season is over. These are the Jets I have grown up watching. You'd think I was a fortune teller the way I pitched taking Cleveland moneyline against Baltimore. Jameis Winston drops 400 and three touchdowns on the best team in the AFC. The Nick Bosa tomfoolery after Sunday Night Football is exactly how you end up losing Superbowls. Kobe and Tom Brady set the blueprint for winning Championships and throwing rocks from glass homes is the antithesis. Regardless, the 49ers season still has life - continent entirely upon Christian McCaffrey’s return. Jayson Tatum and Anthony Davis are still the frontrunners in the MVP race. The Lakers lost their first game but LA may be the team to beat out of the West this year. Particularly in the Denver Nugget’s absence. Thank you for your time.

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    1 hr and 48 mins

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