• Open the Door on Using the Right Lube

  • Feb 14 2024
  • Length: 50 mins
  • Podcast

Open the Door on Using the Right Lube

  • Summary

  • Okay, hear me out, what if, as a country, we all agree that Valentine's day is only for kids? Like let's let this day die after the glory years when you got to make your own mailboxes and give away tiny cards and terrible candy. Where crushes were had and hearts were crushed. Not convinced? I can guarantee that this book will make you never have any romantic feelings around this time of year ever again. We read Come to Cupid by G. Eilsel where a cupid named...Q abducts and convinces a woman that they are totally in love (or whatever) with just the power of his 10 inch d*ck. Join us as we discuss boning in the sky, the ideal temperature of cum, and how the hell pagers worked.

    The book and our conversation contain sexually explicit content!

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