Open the DAM Door

By: Dani Ashley Mac
  • Summary

  • A podcast where we discuss the good, the bad and the freaky about (mostly fantasy/monster) romance books, the genre as a whole and life in general.

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    © 2024 Open the DAM Door
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Episodes
  • Open the Door on Being Slutty If You Wanna
    Apr 3 2024

    Happy Easter everyone! Christ has died, christ is risen, christ will come again...but it probably won't be this book that does it for him. This week we found ourselves on the weirdest side of easter when we read Planet Oster: Fertility Fusion by J.L. Logosz and Vera Valentine, a book about pastel space bunnies in space. Join us as we discuss glowing egg babies, how not to communicate in a relationship and some very surprising holes.

    The book and our conversation contain sexually explicit content!

    DM us and let us know your pros and cons of glowing egg fertilization or email us at otdd69@gmail.com with questions, comments, or suggestions for our next read!

    Music Credits:
    Intro/Outro

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    1 hr
  • Open the Door on Explaining Why Your Partner is Chained to A Wall
    Mar 27 2024

    We time-traveled! That's the totally reasonable and real explanation for our missing episode last week. I mean...this week because to us this week is last week and your last week is our next week, wait...no...that's not right. Anyway! We apologize for the gap. Traveling and sickness and Mac's judginess caused it.

    This-ish week we read Claimings, Tails and Other Alien Artifacts by Lyn Gala. A person who shares our affinity for overlong titles, but that's where the similarities end. This one is a doozy, boys. Join us as we discuss silent trading circles in excruciating detail, super tall turtle aliens where we test Dani's vet knowledge, and very unusual mating rituals.

    The book and our conversation contain sexually explicit content!

    DM us and let us know your Rownt mating strategy or email us at otdd69@gmail.com with questions, comments, or suggestions for our next read!

    Music Credits:
    Intro/Outro

    Post Script: The consistent tone in the background is a tiny pug named Pizza.

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    44 mins
  • Open the Door on a World Where Being an Ice Sculptor Can Be a Full Time, Lucrative Career
    Mar 13 2024

    Daylight savings has arrived but we're not out of the cold just yet, so we thought we'd yeet(i) the winter season with an episode we recorded in the depths of it. Let's wave goodbye to Dani's crappy mic and to my (Mac's) sad dark sad's mood that rears it's little bitter head in this episode. Summer cometh, friends! We read Slippery When Yeti by Tana Stone, a book that plays the perfect cozy romance tune with weirdly specific details and kind of bland personalities. Join us as we discuss truffle salt (on eggs?), how to drive in the snow, and a lonely yeti with a weird sense of distance (emotional and geographical).

    The book and our conversation contain sexually explicit content!

    DM us to let us know what kind of monster you'd be turned into or email us at otdd69@gmail.com with questions, comments, or suggestions for our next read!

    Music Credits:
    Intro/Outro

    Post Script: I will not apologize for my terrible yeti/yeeti pun.

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    39 mins

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