Not Your Mother's Goose

By: Topher Goggin
  • Summary

  • Welcome to Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups, with laugh out loud "news" stories thrown in for good measure. This is definitely not your mother's goose.
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Episodes
  • Secret Bonus Episode: Winnie-the-Pooh, Jack and Jill, The Farmer in the Dell
    Aug 12 2023

    If you needs just one more dose of Not Your Mother's Goose, you're in luck. Back in 2021, we released a secret "bonus" episode for new subscribers to the "Goose Droppings" email list. Now it's going out to the world. Have some hunny with Winnie-the-Pooh, select a wife for the Farmer in the Dell, and fire up Rapunzel's Jukebox with original version of Andrew Mitchell's Rip Van Winkle tune, "Snooze."

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    18 mins
  • The Price Is Right, Old King Cole, Three Blind Mice, and American Pie
    Apr 25 2023

    Not Your Mother's Goose wraps up with a mammoth finale, featuring everything from The Price Is Right to Three Blind Mice, and our most ambitious Rapunzel's Jukebox song ever, American Pie. Don't miss your last chance to:

    * Come on down with Bob Barker, as we take a snow day from school and watch The Price Is Right
    * Clean up the leftover nursery rhymes, like Three Blind Mice and Old King Cole
    * Head to the before-and-after movies to watch The Gingerbread Man-in-Black
    * Check out the news, where Oscar the Grouch goes green and moves into a recycling bin
    * Schedule a consult with Dr. Rick from Progressive, here to help fairy tale characters who are becoming their parents.

    Plus, Andrew Mitchell has officially outdone himself on Rapunzel's Jukebox, back with full fairy tale version of American Pie that you can't miss.

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    36 mins
  • Rapunzel's Jukebox - Behind the Music 3
    Apr 4 2023

    Our next-to-last episode features the return of Andrew Mitchell, back to play all of our hilarious songs from the past years, plus a brand new Herman's Hermits parody, as "Something Good" turns into a Pinocchio tune - "Something Wood."

    Songs:
    - Hey Mary's Lamb (Carrie Anne by the Hollies)
    - Walking to Grandma's (Walking in Memphis by Mark Cohn)
    - Wonderland (Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffett)
    - Gals in High Places (Friends in Low Places by Garth Brooks)
    - Ichabod Crane (Sweet Baby James by James Taylor)
    - Willy Wonka (Sugar, Sugar by The Archies)
    - Tom Petty Medley (Tree Fallin', I Don't Know How It Feels, The Dating, Rowin' Down a Stream)
    - Something Wood (Something Good by Herman's Hermits)

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    51 mins

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