My Momma Told Me

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  • Summary

  • Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.
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Episodes
  • Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

    Baby, You Got What I Weed: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
    Apr 17 2025

    Lil' Mommas! Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode where Langston and David answer an email about smoking weed during pregnancy leaves babies with dark lips.

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    Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    24 mins
  • Lil' Momma Voicemails & The Greatest Dookie Story Ever Told (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Lil' Momma Voicemails & The Greatest Dookie Story Ever Told (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)
    Apr 15 2025

    Langston and David sit down in studio to listen to voicemails from the Lil' Mommas. Messages range from speculations of parasocial relationships with the hosts leading to a bigger discussion of male loneliness to having a glow up of the century. Also, Langston and David have the greatest story to tell the listeners, of course it involves dookie.

    Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    49 mins
  • Bring Back Our Girls!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Bring Back Our Girls!: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode
    Apr 10 2025

    Langston and David respond to a listener's voicemail about sleeping in a bra that then spirals into a debate on nighttime nudity.

    Go to vote.webbyawards.com and search "My Momma Told Me" and cast your vote!

    SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com

    LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667)

    LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

    DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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    24 mins

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