Middle Aged Fat Lasses

By: Sarah Simons
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  • Summary

  • Riotous chat from a couple of middle-aged matrons who swear too much & have no fucks left to give. They’ll be banging on about body parts, sharing entirely inappropriate anecdotes, and exploring all that life has thrown at them. Breasts, dating, periods, exercise, housework, cooking, being fat, getting naked and everything in between. Brace yourselves, listeners…
    © 2023 Middle Aged Fat Lasses
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Comedy & Humour Hygiene & Healthy Living Social Sciences
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Episodes
  • Vaginas

    Vaginas
    Dec 6 2022

    Front bottom. Va-jay-jay. Pussy. Flaps. Around 50% of humans are vagina-owners, so why is there still so much confusion about what a vagina is and how it works? From concerns about tiny gynaecologists accidentally falling in, to the horror of giant-headed babies roaring through it like a pack of wild dogs, Sezl and Simons take you on a wild ride round their lady parts. It's not for the faint hearted.
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    41 mins
  • Naked

    Naked
    Apr 26 2022

    Ever wondered what it would be like to unwittingly attend an orgy or accidentally shoot a truck load of fireworks at a group of naked men, at midnight, while dancing round an ancient stone circle? Well wonder no more! 
    In this episode the lasses recall a few memorable mishaps, as well as exploring nakedness in all its glory. Get your kit off, love!
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    40 mins
  • Housework

    Housework
    Apr 19 2022

    It started off as a chat about keeping clean and tidy, but within minutes the ladies are celebrating the word slag, and fizzing with outrage about the creepy 1980s TV interviews on 19 year old Princess Diana's virginity. They also talk about their own housekeepng skills. One is an domestic expert, one is a scruffy old mare. 
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    30 mins

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