This week Mark and Neil turn their attention to the apocalypse. In a step by step guide they will talk you through some serious, practical tips on how to get by if / when society collapses and you are left on your own to survive.

It turns out that against all expectations Mark is actually pretty well prepared and can teach us all a thing or two whereas Neil has not got a clue and is going to be zombie food within a matter of hours.

Along the way you’ll encounter the standard nonsense you’d expect from the lads and there’s even a trip to Lidl and Aldi which was fun for all involved.

And you will find out if they are actually able to pronounce the word ‘apocalypse’ - occasionally they do but for a pair of supposedly intelligent and worldly men, it’s a very disappointing performance. Must do better chaps, must do better!

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Who’s up for a bit of politics?

You? Great, then you’ve come to the right place.

Welcome to our most shocking, horrifying and surprising episode to date.

Mark will shock you with his thoughts about Rishi Sunak, Neil will horrify you with what he wants to do with Speedos and you’ll be surprised at how long we talk about opinion polls without anything even approaching humour (seriously, there’s a solid 30 joke-free minutes in the first half). There’s a chance you could find it mildly interesting though so do stick with it. Or just skip forward to the 40 minute mark for a second half that is chock-a-block full of fun. If you don’t soil yourself laughing then you get your money back.

It really is a podcast of 2 halves.

Along the way we’ll be talking about our fantasy cabinets, political slogans, favourite tories and much, much more.

So, sit back, relax and enjoy yourselves. You’re in for a real treat.

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HANDS, HANDS, SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!!

Hello, hello, hello, in this episode of Mark and Paul’s Opinion Hour Mark and Neil ( sans Paul again, I’m afraid) will be discussing TV cop shows. We take a meandering walk along our Memory Lane beat, and reminisce about the cop shows of our youth, as well as fingering the difference between UK and US police dramas. In terms of inane opinions, Mark and Neil have got form, and a jacket as long as your arm, so we like each other for this job.

The tape is rolling, our solicitor is present, so it’s time we get our collar felt by the long arm of the law. Now shut it you slags and who sold you the gear?

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