• Landen Mortenson: What to Do if You Fart in Front of 3rd Graders

  • Jun 26 2024
  • Length: 54 mins
  • Podcast

Landen Mortenson: What to Do if You Fart in Front of 3rd Graders

  • Summary

  • Summary: Mr. Mortenson is the fun, caring teacher you had - or wish you'd had - in elementary school. Hear him relate his journey to elementary teaching and dispense, in his inimitably lighthearted manner, how to achieve the following:

    • Learning from mentor teachers (like Uncle Evan)
    • Thoroughly enjoying the job ("If you've been teaching for a while and you still feel like you're babysitting, something's not right")
    • Floating a family of five as the primary breadwinner
    • Building positive relationships with students and parents
    • Responding if a student calls you out for farting in class

    Disclaimer: Sorry about the mixed audio quality on our mics - not sure what happened to the soundboard.

    Shout-outs: Uncle Evan Mortenson; single parents.

    Resources mentioned: The Reminder app, Stuart Brown's book Play: How It Shapes the Brain, Opens the Imagination, and Invigorates the Soul

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