KOLD

By: Isabelle Avalon Rogers
  • Summary

  • An original comedy podcast with songs. A co-production of the Very Little Theatre in Eugene, Oregon. Intended for those who are nostalgic, young at heart, and/or big fans of radio dramas, Celtic music, ad jingles, and Mechagodzilla. Certified to entertain and to lack any references of COVID and depressing current events. Eleanor dreams of finding millions of listeners for her station, KOLD Radio, and bringing 1940s-style radio dramas back to the mainstream. But right now, she's only losing money, listeners, and broadcasters. It's her last chance to save the station - so she's bringing in Celtic music diva Mary and her husband/manager Joe as potential investors, and asking them to listen to an epic radio drama about Brock and Sonya's dystopian romance, complete with advertising jingles. What could possibly go wrong - besides biologist Poppy's first time acting as "Sonya", plucky Walt's strong opinions, and Mary's hot temper?
    © 2023 Isabelle Avalon Rogers
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Episodes
  • Episode 5: Beat of My Heart
    Mar 16 2021

    Finally! KOLD Episode 5 is here, bringing Season 1 to a close. Eleanor controls her controlling behavior.  The surprising conclusion to The Amazing Adventures of Brock and Sonya involves a lot of Segways, Ultraball, and a little emotional wreckage. Brock and Sonya's romance leaps off the page. Somehow, James Taylor involves himself in the workings of the station. But will all this be in sync with the beat of Mary's heart? 

    KOLD is written, mixed, and directed by Isabelle Rogers, with tech support by Tim Rogers and music by Val Haynes. Season 2 will return in the next months! The cast for this episode is: 

    Scott Barkhurst as Joe
    Bill Furtick as Conall Kaleo
    Tray Hammond as Beibo Suncloud
    Pamela Lehan-Siegel as Mary
    Emma Paulini as Poppy Valley
    Isabelle Rogers as Narrator/Petunia Stonebury
    Thor Rogers as Walter Kay
    Adrienne West as Eleanor Krakaufsky
    Many thanks to Claude Offenbacher as James Taylor!

    "KOLD Theme" performed by Emma Paulini. "Turbo Shark" written by Val Haynes and Isabelle Rogers, performed by Thor Rogers and Emma Paulini. "Buille Mo Chroí (The Beat Of My Heart)" written by John Spillane, here covered by Pamela Lehan-Siegel. Guitar on that song by the talented Mark Haynes, accordion by the talented Kees Schoone. 

    Find the Creative Commons music and SFX used in the episode in the transcript! Grateful to the creators of those pieces, and to https://freesound.org/ and https://freemusicarchive.org/home 

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    44 mins
  • KOLD Holiday Special
    Dec 23 2020

    In this holiday episode, Poppy spends December 24th, one of the least scientific days of the year, alone at KOLD Radio broadcasting her show "No More Pseudoscience With Poppy". Will she spend the whole night encased in doubt and gloom? Will her heart grow a few sizes? No matter what happens, you, dear listener, will certainly learn more than you had bargained for about the scientific truths of mistletoe and Santa's reindeer. Don't miss the original holiday carol in this episode! 

    KOLD is written, mixed, and directed by Isabelle Rogers, with tech support by Tim Rogers and music by Val Haynes. The cast for this episode is: 

    Scott Barkhurst as Joe
    Bill Furtick as Conall Kaleo
    Tray Hammond as Beibo Suncloud
    Pamela Lehan-Siegel as Mary
    Emma Paulini as Poppy Valley
    Isabelle Rogers as Narrator/Petunia Stonebury
    Thor Rogers as Walter Kay
    Adrienne West as Eleanor Krakaufsky

    "KOLD Theme" performed by Emma Paulini. "Praise the Lord for Science" performed by Pamela Lehan-Siegel, Thor Rogers, Isabelle Rogers, Val Haynes, Tray Hammond, and Emma Paulini, music by Val Haynes, lyrics by Isabelle Rogers and Val Haynes.

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    16 mins
  • Episode 4: The Deadly Chemical Soup of Love
    Dec 22 2020

    In this extra long episode... Conall gets inspired, Poppy and Beibo listen to a Soppy Romance Mix, Eleanor reminds us that four people do not fit on a Segway, Walt puts on a desperate puppet show, Joe decides to take action, and Mary goes to the mall. The saga of Brock and Sonya is taken over by Phil Merlot, a PI who's embarrassed of his real job at Lenora's Lovely Life Insurance, and matters go from bad to worse when they're met with unexpected guests from Merlot's past. The musical arena gets exciting as Walt (!) performs his original jingle "There's Something About Tattoos",  Joe sings "Me Ould Segotia", and at the end there's a musical cover surprise. Join us very soon for the KOLD Holiday Special!

    KOLD is written, mixed, and directed by Isabelle Rogers, with tech support by Tim Rogers and music by Val Haynes. The cast for this episode is: 

    Scott Barkhurst as Joe
    Bill Furtick as Conall Kaleo
    Tray Hammond as Beibo Suncloud
    Greg Havton as Victor
    Pamela Lehan-Siegel as Mary
    Aimee Manley as Katy
    Emma Paulini as Poppy Valley
    Isabelle Rogers as Narrator/Petunia Stonebury
    Thor Rogers as Walter Kay
    Dante Thanhardt as Maximiliano
    Adrienne West as Eleanor Krakaufsky

    "KOLD Theme" performed by Emma Paulini. "There's Something About Tattoos" performed by Thor Rogers, music and lyrics by Val Haynes. "Me Ould Segotia" performed by Scott Barkhurst, music by Val Haynes, lyrics by Isabelle Rogers. "Walking With My Love" written by Finbar Furey (cover), performed by Pamela Lehan-Siegel and Scott Barkhurst.

    Freesound/Free Music Archive Credits (Thank you!):
    Romantic Song by theojt https://freesound.org/people/theojt/sounds/510954/
    Beautiful String Music by Cunnigar0807 https://freesound.org/people/Cunningar0807/sounds/353964/
    (Jazz Loop) Rusted Maid by plaster brain https://freesound.org/people/plasterbrain/sounds/464923/
    Film Noir.wav by Johnnie_Holiday https://freesound.org/people/Johnnie_Holiday/sounds/547087/
    Jazz-Drum-Beat-120 BPM.mp3 by jimrsbjorklund https://freesound.org/people/jimrsbjorklund/sounds/353081/
    Body Fall 1.wav by Adam_N https://freesound.org/people/Adam_N/sounds/325270/
    wide forward woosh1.wav by newagesoup
    https://freesound.org/people/newagesoup/sounds/377834/ 
    Bone Fracture by Fission9 https://freesound.org/people/Fission9/sounds/488659/
    Jazz loop.wav by FrankyBoomer
    https://freesound.org/people/FrankyBoomer/sounds/261100/
    Central Park Jazz by sheriff https://freesound.org/people/sheriff/sounds/456064/
    22 Magnum pistol shot by michorvath https://freesound.org/people/michorvath/sounds/427594/
    Crowd in panic by IENBA https://freesound.org/people/IENBA/sounds/491405/
    Ticking Clock - Large by Rollo145 https://freesound.org/people/Rollo145/sounds/256477/
    “Don’t Call Me Romantic” by Mega Gem https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Mega_Gem/Colors_of_the_west/Mega_Gem_-_Colors_of_the_West_-_03_Dont_Call_Me_Romantic 

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    45 mins

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