It's the finally out of lockdown edition!!! We kick off season five of the Real Housewives of Melbourne  with a champagne glass controversy, genie yoga, and a not so relaxing spa day! Join us as we catch up with Jackie, Janet, Gamble, Kyla, Simone, and Cherry!

Meanwhile over in Potomac we had the salad toss heard round the world,  Salt Lake City gave us the cancelled caterer mystery, and  Beverly Hills is about to deliver us a four part reunion!

Oh and did someone say Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip trailer???

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Is there anything better than the start of a fresh new season of Housewives? We think not, and we're super excited to begin our recaps of season two of the newest Housewives franchise, Salt Lake City! Jen is back with a new chalet and the FBI on her tail, Meredith isn't engaging with Jen,  and Whitney just wants to get that damn cake outside in one piece! Plus new podcasts, a new housewife, lunch in an igloo, shotski's, and a Shabbat diner that manages to not go completely left!  

In Potomac Mia brings the ladies together for a healing Goddess themed lunch...will Karen and Gizelle finally call a truce? Will Wendy forgive Gizelle?  Will Ashley and Candiace ever see eye to eye? Meanwhile Robyn is basically all of us in trying to deal with this pandemic.

Over in Beverly Hills PK and Mauricio had a lot to say after Erika offered up yet another crazy story which had Kyle asking WTAF??? Dorit drops her bridal collection, Garcelle meets with a matchmaker, Crystal is making over her basement in grand style, and Kathy hosts a day spa at her home that we all want an invite to!

All this plus a trailer for season five of The Real Housewives of Melbourne! 

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Join us for a catch up! We're breaking down all the Erika and Sutton drama, Dorit calling Garcelle a chicken shit, and yes we still both wish we could be Kathy HIlton. We check in at Rinna's beauty launch and the latest Disick drama. We're also on a high after the RHONY finale, and discussing exactly what about it made us so damn happy. Plus a quick recap of Potomac and all the latest real time drama and news!

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This week we're playing catch up and recapping everything that's been going down in Beverly Hills, Potomac, and New York. Is Gizelle going too far? What do we think about newbie Mia? And what happened to season five Wendy??? 

We're talking about that Season two trailer for Salt Lake City: how much Jen Shah drama are we really going to see? We also check in with the ladies of NYC and ask Ramona Singer what the heck she was thinking, and send our sympathies to Eboni's friend Archie. 

Plus fat shaming feuds with the Real Housewives of Melbourne, more magic moments with Kathy Hilton, ponzi schemes, soap opera-worthy breakdowns, missing houses, and our rising Supreme: Sutton Stracke.

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Join us as we finally link up to take a look back at the game changer that was Season 4 of The Real Housewives of Orange County. We meet Gretchen and Lynne, say farewell to Lauri, and start to see the cracks in the Gunvalson home. Vicki wants a million dollar yacht, Gretchen wants a pink Harley, and Lynne's daughter just wants her dream car already...

Plus the conversation takes a turn as get into what we've been watching six weeks in to lockdown, what's keeping us sane, and I ponder the question: can you ever have TOO MUCH of the Housewives??? 

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What better way to get through lockdown than watching and rewatching our favourite Housewives? This week we finally reunite to catch up on all the latest episodes and break down the casting news in Atlanta, Orange County, and even New York. We catch up with the ladies of Potomac, and discuss whether Erika knew more than she's letting on. Plus we're breaking down the Crystal/Sutton and Sonja/Bershan showdowns, and we ask the question: how does Ramona keeps getting "makeup" on the floor season after season???

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Join us as we take a look back at seasons two and three of the  Housewives that started it all, the busty botox-ed and mostly blonde beauties of Orange County. We meet new 'wives Tammy, Tamra, and Quinn, get a look at their very different lives, and check back in with OG's Lauri, Vicki, and Jeana. There are separations, weddings, a funeral, tattoos, and the unforgettable family van FOR SIX PEOPLE!!!

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The year is 2006, and Bravo announces a new show called The Real Housewives of Orange County.  We meet Vicki, Jeana, Lauri, Jo, and Kimberley and nothing is ever the same!

Long before we met Ms. Fancy Pants or even knew that nine lemons in a bowl is an actual thing, we had the ladies behind the gates, where the chunky highlights and large slouchy tote bags ruled, kids did confessionals while sitting on the front step, and not everyone was rich. 

Join us as we revisit the original franchise that changed reality television forever. We'll be taking a look back at every season of RHOC in special bonus episodes, and find out where they all are now!

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