Episodes

  • It Makes Him Immune To Hypocrisy | November 7th, 2024
    Nov 8 2024

    We just can't get it right still, can we?! No Luke on the show this week. He had to split at the last second. We wish him well. Govier and Steve are here though and they have a few thoughts roughly 48 hours after the polls closed on Election Day 2024 in the bozo USA. The first 25 minutes has plenty of talk about what happened there, but there are also plenty of other goodies on this week's show including an email from our old friend Mr. Pink! We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening & emailing us your highly entertaining & thoroughly analyzed thoughts. We close the show with Fountain & Fairfax by The Afghan Whigs. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr
  • Facebook Used To Be My Absolute Crutch | October 9th, 2024
    Oct 10 2024

    It's Luke & Govier AGAIN, but something truly is better than nothing. Right? Steve is alive & well. It's just a travel week for him is all. Govier's audio was not properly connected and Luke could not hear that it wasn't a $500 mic compared to the internal laptop mic. Luke literally said Govier's audio was "perfect". That means you won't hear any drops in this episode., You can try try to guess which one it is at each time then. Our friend Brian died suddenly on Monday so there was no way to avoid talking about him. He was worth it though. Brian was a guy who all people could find something to like in him. We are crushed. No emails this week again. We miss you! We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening & emailing us your highly entertaining & thoroughly analyzed thoughts. We close the show with Holiday by The Get Up Kids. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • Just Call It Shaq's Chicken | October 4th, 2024
    Oct 4 2024

    It's Luke & Govier LIVE when we recorded on a Friday morning! Steve would be here if he could have been. Pray for him please. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening & emailing us your highly entertaining & thoroughly analyzed thoughts. We close the show with Bobby Brown Goes Down by Frank Zappa. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr
  • I Saw That Frank Whaley's Cameo Rates Are Way Down | September 11th, 2024
    Sep 13 2024

    We have a first time long timer aboard this week! Our old pal Dave joins the fray openly willing to tackle the latest IIS shenanigans. I'm too tired to do the write-up tonight. That means you'll have to be surprised for a change. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening & emailing us your highly entertaining & thoroughly analyzed thoughts. We close the show with Dave's special choice Mouthbreather by Consider The Source. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • Subliminate Your Own Predilections | September 5th, 2024
    Sep 6 2024

    Laserdiscs! Remember those things? Govier is pumped for his dated, but healthy new collection of LD's. Jeremy Irons appreciation is strong on this show in case you didn't know. Luke defends the acting of Campbell Scott who is the son of the legendary figure George C. Scott. Get ready for laughs when George lights up a heater in an old interview. Luke may have beef with Cameron Crowe & Citizen Dildo. Somehow Dave Pirner gets in the mix because he was in Reality Bites, but really his composition for Chasing Amy's title credits is what really stands out when Pirner comes to mind. Steve finally gets to talk about the non-fiction book called Among The Bros. There is no way you will be bored or zone out when you hear this story. It's funny, terrifying & absurd all at once. Also get ready to not be shocked when Steve reads off the names of well known people who come from a fraternity background known for its racist tendencies across multiple generations. We got your emails! Joe writes us for the first time in a bit & he's got a brief email about the Telegram app & the possible scumbag Pavel Durov who owns it. Mark Zuckerberg through the United States government recently, but neither of these parties can be trusted. Govier recalls the 1995 classic film Full Body Massage starring Mimi Rogers & Cocktail's Bryan Brown. There is a classic scene involving Bryan Brown asking Mimi's character,"Is this how Doug does it?". It was constantly repeated by the entire crew of this show for many years starting back in 2004. Check it out if you've never seen it! Our most dedicated podcast lover Mr. Pink emails the show! Pink has an undying passion for Luke's sexy vocal prowess. Cinema 9 Podcast host & indie horror director Eric Branstrom emails the show about his latest Sopranos rewatch & has questions about personal experiences with mob ties. Luke makes it clear he does not want to be near a dead body. Would you rat your friends to avoid jail time? Luke & Steve learn about a shared family history related to the OSS formed by the United States government back during World War II. Govier still cannot find that damn clip from Full Body Massage. Have you heard the comedic stylings of Nato Green? Check out Steve's new show Small Screen Sessions & support our friend Van Lee over at the Boob Tube Boys. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening & emailing us your highly entertaining & thoroughly analyzed thoughts. We close the show with Strange Condition by Pete Yorn. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Oh My Gosh I Love That He Talks With His Hands | August 22nd, 2024
    Aug 23 2024

    We're still here once more! How dumb are we? We're locked in hot & heavy with Luke schooling Steve from the onset over Derrick Coleman's jersey number. How about that? Govier lives in Canada now & has been watching Luke play softball from across the Detroit River. Luke shares some new comedy with us from some guy named Dan Cummins. Luke saw Hope Davis at a bar once in NYC. Leigh Ann pops in to say hello to everybody! Govier loves to laugh at the whiskey laugh & then the gratuitous cursing from the guy who robs the party store in Robocop. It's so funny! Luke loves boomer TV & has wistful nostalgia for the Murder She Wrote & Columbo days. Then Cancer Boy from Kids In The Hall's Brain Candy shows up. Govier found himself in the crosshairs of someone's rage on the day of the Trump shooting. Never forget that Richard Simmons died that day too. The Joker premise of it's all part of the plan from The Dark Knight remains true today. Govier wanted to share his experience chatting with his co-worker about the Democratic National Convention & how the goal posts for meaningful change can be vastly different for each person depending on several factors. Luke & Govier don't seem to understand each other, which happens on this show. Can you listen to or watch shows where they review a movie in-depth even though you haven't seen it? We have your emails! They are all from Mr. Pink who is clearly our number one guy on the show! Thanks so much for sharing your thoughts with us through electronic messaging. We are grateful. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Graduate by Third Eye Blind. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Hot Salty Trash | July 11th, 2024
    Jul 12 2024

    The 4th of July seems like a distant memory now that Joe Biden has suddenly become feeble. Yet, the show presses on with hard hitting topics such as who had the best holiday experience. Luke wants to know if Pizza Hut was ever decent or not. The debate comes up for a minute, but there isn't much else to be said about it other than playing a stumblin', bumblin' Biden clip on YouTube. Mike still loves the movie Election (1999) even if he is known for being an Alexander Payne stan. Luke's kid knows how to swim already! Steve had a blast on the 4th in West Virginia with which opens up the debate about fireworks. Are they hell on earth or is it overhyped trash? Mike is know a legit resident in Canada & he spent hif 4th of July moving. Can you guess the monthly rent on Mike's new dump in Windsor, Ontario? Luke wants to know if anybody has seen Dev Patel's Monkey Man yet. A Time Bandits remake is coming out on Apple Plus. Luke is not a fan of Terry Gilliam's movies including the classic Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas! WOW DUDE! We got your emails ya'll! Mr. Pink is in the house first with a checklist verifying the United States is absolutely working in the way it was intended to by certain people. Nobody can forget the time when the Democratic Party lined up & sold out entirely to ensure Joe Biden's victory in 2020 eliminating Bernie Sanders from contention forever Mike is crapping his pants because now that he's living in Canada as a legit resident, he receives access to all the wonderful social support nets in place. Happy days are here again! Insurance billing thrives off the misery they bring every time they sent an unexpected bill from visits that took place months ago. Finn Gurrer & Finn Gurrer Junior send in separate emails. One of them to curse Luke & the other one to curse everybody else. The people of New Brunswick have been developing brain problems that can only be explained by the local families & their companies who poison the area. Also, the Crypt Keeper has a new competitor on the show. Watch out! Mike wants to know if Steve ever heard of the Sega Channel that was online streaming games back in 1995. Steve is quite familiar with the Republican Attorney General's Association which is another example of a highly organized attempt to push an extreme agenda that puts the needs of corporations over the need of the people. We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Method Actor by Nilufer Yanya. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • What If The Crypt Keeper Was Beefy Like Skeletor? | June 26th, 2024
    Jun 27 2024

    We're back! Luke has a story to share about his headphones. Hawk-Tuah girl has something to say about it as well. What's your favorite yeah in a pop song? We got your emails! Mr. Pink is back in the house after a hiatus from emailing. His message is filled with show moments recalled over the last few months of listening. Plus Pink wants to thank the show for providing new media information sources beyond the mainstream. Was Pink able to stick with it or did life get too hard? Find out by listening you spoon-fed bozos. Does a rueben sandwich have a proper rating? Is Stoicism overrated? Is Brett Butler's Hey Nadine the apex of the show?! Louis Gossett Jr. is greatly missed & apparently everybody needs to see Diggstown. Distractions abound with Toy Soldiers & KIDS Incorporated taking over the show briefly. Donald Sutherland is no more & we all owe him a tip of the cap for his efforts during his life. John Candy as Orson Welles. You can thank us later. If you're crapping on floors, make sure you use paper towel. Luke does his very first impression on the show which may be an Irish accent or possibly anything else. Finn Gurrer goes DEEP with his latest email. Luke is not a fan anymore. Which Ice Cube album is his best & why is Westside Connection deserving of more love? Luke wants everybody to watch the new documentary about human rights catastrophes in Gaza called The Night Won't End. Steve followed through on his commitment to check out the prison drama Oz from 1997. Was it lame? Did it ring true? Is the truth somewhere in between? Luke rubbed elbows with some of the best actors in American film in over the last 30 years in his old life back in New York City. Zelijko Ivanek who everybody will know from his face on the cover of this episode & Frank Langella who has had a career filled with memorable roles. Steve's been around now for 33 episodes as a show mainstay. Never forget Yoda & Crypt Keeper! We love you all! This talk show is not the same without you listening and emailing us your highly entertaining thoughts. We close the show with Sharpshooter by From Monuments To Masses. If any of our nonsense provokes your thoughts, please share them with us at isitsafepod@gmail.com or check out our Discord:

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    1 hr and 36 mins