I'm sooooo miserable

By: Emily B and Elaine W
  • Summary

  • Nicer than the red scare girls. Too virginal for cum town guys. Not sure what TrueAnon is about.
    E Christine 2022
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Episodes
  • Hey...
    Oct 1 2023

    How do you measure a year without podcast? Emily and Elaine return from the shadows.

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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • *TEASER* Pseudoscience / Being as Healthy as Possible
    Feb 25 2023
    2 mins
  • Heartbreak / Paimon
    Aug 15 2022

    Emily and Elaine discuss the facets of heartbreak through blaming their unreasonable emotions on possession from a demon named Paimon from the movie Hereditary.

    Thank you to Emily’s 40 year old coworker Richard, Pete Peterson - PhDemon, Riley (the vessel <3), Elaine’s sister Maggie, Mat, Emily and Elaine’s boyfriend Logan, and the devil (CJ).

    Watch Elaine in her new comedy series Clocked Out: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8O_UO7GKTeNO6ulHUV5tGA

    Lyrics to Paimon Made Me Do It:

    I didn’t mean to drunk text you about Steely Dan

    Ideally 30 year old man, you didn’t have to keep my tee

    Or ignore all of my messages trying to get it back to me

    Did Paimon make you do it?

    Why did you do it?

    Let me entertain you for 72 hours,

    Like a monkey in a cage…

    Then cut me off like a fucking coward.

    Still I feel like the one who is deranged.

    did Paimon make you do it?

    From looking at ladders in your backseat to

    Crying when I drove past Farrell street

    Because you love Colin

    Calling out your deceit

    Because of my friend Pete

    Paimon made me do it

    I’m writing this song about you

    And I’m writing this song about him

    Too many of you to count

    So I just need to find a Count

    All so full of shit

    That’s why Paimon made me do it

    We are actually Catholic/Atheist (former Catholic)

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    1 hr and 27 mins

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