• How to tell if you are ugly
    Feb 18 2025

    In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Patty cant believe how fake WWE looks. Pedro also shares a surprising photography trick that photographers use to determine whether someone is considered "ugly". Pedro also gets personal, opening up about his deep feelings of missing his home country and the intense struggle of finding his identity as an immigrant.

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    15 mins
  • How to save money on Valentine's Day
    Feb 11 2025

    In this episode, Pedro is back with some practical advice on how to save money this Valentine’s Day, sharing his top tips on how not to break the bank. He also opens up about missing the “newborn stage”. Plus, they dive into the drama-filled world of MAFS, breaking down the biggest moment from this season, Jake's comments.

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    16 mins
  • There's aliens in the walls...
    Feb 4 2025

    In this episode of I Wear The Pants, Pedro and Patty open up about fancy restaurants feeling too stiff and awkward, while Pedro shares a game-changing money-saving hack. The conversation also takes a quirky turn as Patty confesses her wild fear of aliens hiding in the walls.

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    18 mins
  • Patty peed herself in public...
    Jan 28 2025

    We're back, baby! In this episode of 'I wear the Pants', Pedro spills the beans on an unforgettable public mishap — yes, Patty did pee herself in public (and he’s got the details). But that’s not all — the couple dives into their baby’s milestone moments over the holidays, sharing sweet and funny “firsts” that will melt your heart. Pedro also takes a moment to call out a quirky habit Patty’s picked up that’s driving him crazy (hint: it involves her obsession with something a little too... “hands-on”). And because no episode is complete without a good rant, they take on the disastrous experience at the Sydney Aquarium. Spoiler: it’s not pretty.

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    23 mins
  • This one thing will save your baby's life!
    Dec 17 2024

    In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Pedro and Patty dive into a conversation about an innovative device that could literally save your baby’s life—how does it work, and why isn’t every parent using it yet? Patty also puts Pedro on the hot seat, reading out the holiday jobs he dreads every year. But that's not all! Pedro calls out some of Patty's most baffling comments that leave him scratching his head—and trust us, there are plenty. And finally, Pedro comes clean about what really happened to their first pet.

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    18 mins
  • Men find every excuse to leave the house...
    Dec 10 2024

    In this hilarious new episode of I Wear The Pants, Pedro and Patty dive into their own custom version of Spotify Wrapped — Baby Wrapped! They break down the latest stats on their baby such as; how many times they pee, poo, cry, and feed in a day. It's a funny, relatable, and slightly ridiculous deep dive into their baby’s performance metrics Thye also discuss whether or not they'll be buying each other presents this year and as always, Patty pulls no punches when she brings up the things that have been really pissing her off about Pedro lately.

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    15 mins
  • How to get your baby to sleep!
    Dec 3 2024

    In this episode of I Wear the Pants, Patty and Pedro are back sharing their top 5 tips for getting your baby to sleep through the night—because who doesn’t need a little more sleep? But it’s not all smooth sailing—Patty calls out Pedro for his “fad” diet obsession, while Pedro puts Patty’s joke-processing skills to the ultimate test.

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    23 mins
  • Men shouldn't change the pad bin...
    Nov 26 2024

    In this episode of I Wear the Pants Podcast, Pedro and Patty dive into a lively debate about the decline of quality Christmas movies. They also tackle the age-old question of whether it's the man or woman's responsibility to change the bathroom pad bin. The couple reflects on their 10-year anniversary, and Pedro can't resist asking Patty why she puts Greek yogurt on everything!

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    11 mins