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The succulent Veronica Osorio has joined the cult of Bachelor in Paradise and we couldn't be more pleased. It's the pro-David Spade, pro-Ivan take we all needed!

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We have the gorgeous chanteuse of dreams, Gavin Turek, weighing in on the hot topics of this, season 7, of the greatest show of all time--Bachelor in Paradise.

Bachelorette was too boring bisches, we're back!
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Women Telling All in an empty room is boring! And our special guest Hostess Lauren White reads her list of why she hates Matt James. It's the gay take we need!

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This week the stunning, sensational wit Kate Berlant joins to discuss the nitty gritty of Matt James's attachment style as well as a breakdown of Chris Harrison's downfall. Who will make it to hometowns? We'll never tell...or will we?

Let the Smackdown of the Countdown to Hometowns begin!

Jacki will be back next week...xoxo all my lil' gossip gurls....<3

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Don't you wish your Bachelor was hot like Matt...or is he? And other musings, including a brief check-in on the Chris Harrison sitch...I guess the piper finally got paid!

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Matt deserves the best Sarah and this is not the best Sarah! We apply a typically brittle realism to this week's stew of hetero dynamics....yet again!

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Would Matt catch your eye in real life or would you think...we're from different universes and walk away?

We critique Victoria's villain mindgames and psychoanalyze everyone including ourselves...join us or perish alone forever!

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We recap Tayshia's faith-based choice(s), the hotness of Matt James AND the women...and even...a few of our own sins....

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