Preview

Free with 30-day trial
A 30-day trial plus your first audiobook free.
1 credit/month after trial—to buy any title you like, yours to keep.
Listen all you want to a selection of thousands of Audible Originals, audiobooks and podcasts.
$16.45 a month after 30 day trial. Cancel anytime.

How to Break Up by Text

By: Allison Goldberg
Narrated by: Allison Goldberg
Free with 30-day trial

$16.45/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

  • Summary

  • There’s only one thing better than a great love story: a crazy break-up story.

    Hosted by comedian Allison Goldberg, How to Break Up by Text is an Audible Original podcast that turns real and embarrassing break-up texts into must-hear entertainment. Through hilarious reenactments and interviews with the break-up-texters themselves, top comedians and performers slide all up in our texter’s business to get to the heart of what went wrong and why. Each episode also features a guest expert dispensing sage advice to the texters, like when it actually makes sense to break up by text, pitfalls to be avoided, and concrete lessons to carry into future relationships.

    With guest appearances from some of the biggest names in comedy (Margaret Cho, Joel Kim Booster, Iliza Shlesinger, Bobby Moynihan, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Walsh), How to Break Up by Text is a binge-worthy audio series that will leave you ROFL at the most cringe-worthy part of dating in the digital age.
    ©2024 OBB Sound, LLC (P)2024 Audible Originals, LLC
    Show More Show Less
Love, Dating & Attraction
Show More Show Less
Episodes
  • How to Break Up By Text Trailer

    How to Break Up By Text Trailer
    Feb 15 2024
    There’s only one thing better than a great love story: a crazy break-up story.

    Hosted by comedian Allison Goldberg, How to Break Up by Text is an Audible Original podcast that turns real and embarrassing break-up texts into must-hear entertainment. Through hilarious reenactments and interviews with the break-up-texters themselves, top comedians and performers slide all up in our texter’s business to get to the heart of what went wrong and why. Each episode also features a guest expert dispensing sage advice to the texters, like when it actually makes sense to break up by text, pitfalls to be avoided, and concrete lessons to carry into future relationships.

    With guest appearances from some of the biggest names in comedy (Margaret Cho, Joel Kim Booster, Iliza Shlesinger, Bobby Moynihan, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Walsh), How to Break Up by Text is a binge-worthy audio series that will leave you ROFL at the most cringe-worthy part of dating in the digital age.
    Show More Show Less
    1 min
    Free with 30-day trial
  • Episode 1: Bumbling and Crumbling with Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey and Dan Savage

    Episode 1: Bumbling and Crumbling with Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey and Dan Savage
    Feb 15 2024
    Alli and guests Joel Kim Booster, Megan Gailey, and expert Dan Savage chat with break-up-texters about ghosting, the lies we tell on dating apps, oversharing, and edibles.
    Show More Show Less
    46 mins
    Free with 30-day trial
  • Episode 2: Heart Hexes and a Dutch Oven with Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher and Dr. Cortney Warren

    Episode 2: Heart Hexes and a Dutch Oven with Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher and Dr. Cortney Warren
    Feb 15 2024
    Alli and guests Gabe Liedman, Lang Fisher, and expert Dr. Cortney Warren chat with break-up-texters about the most common day of the year for breakups, over-involved families, pet fish, and chaotic Uber rides.
    Show More Show Less
    49 mins
    Free with 30-day trial

What listeners say about How to Break Up by Text

Average Customer Ratings

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Audible.com.au reviews

Amazon Reviews
No Reviews are Available
In the spirit of reconciliation, Audible acknowledges the Traditional Custodians of country throughout Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We pay our respect to their elders past and present and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples today.