How Not to Vampire

By: Rodney V. Smith
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  • Audio chapters from the Wattpad novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE. There are rules about who gets to be a vampire, and Bob, a young black man living in Toronto, breaks them all. In order to stay undead, he must battle the secret vampire society hell-bent on giving him a more permanent death. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371
    Rodney V. Smith
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  • Chapter 2 - Friends In Low Places

    Chapter 2 - Friends In Low Places
    Apr 2 2022

    Meet Bob's best friend, Claude, gentleman thief and all-round rogue. He's the real hero of the show, and Bob is just a sidekick, just more fun, so deal with it.

    Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/958354978

    Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose
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    13 mins
  • How Not to Vampire - Trailer

    How Not to Vampire - Trailer
    Mar 30 2022

    Vampiring is HARD.

    Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires.

    Apparently, there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process.

    20 CHAPTERS, released weekly, only on Wattpad.

    https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371
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    1 min
  • Chapter 1 - My Own Worst Enemy

    Chapter 1 - My Own Worst Enemy
    Mar 19 2022

    In which we meet Bob, the not-vampire, and yes he is in trouble, but seriously, what did you expect? Oh yeah, and then there's his girlfriend Jaime...

    Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/869596783

    Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose
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    10 mins

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