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Katie and Bridget put on their masks as they re-watch the out-of-context movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch! It's a movie all about how the spirit of Halloween isn't about costumes, candy, spooky things, or fun... It's about MURDER! Lots and lots of murder!!!??!?! Come along as we meet Dr. Challis, a man who likes slapping butts and making out everyone around him. When he gets thrust into a murder conspiracy involving Halloween masks, he sets off to a random small Irish town in the middle of California with Ellie - a woman who is totally not a robot, we swear. The two come across the iconic Conal Cochran, the town's cult leader/resident witch (ala season of the witch). His evil plan to, stay with us now: murder all the children in America via lasers and bugs given through Halloween masks that were augmented by a piece of Stonehedge that he stole all with the help of his AI humanoid robots *deep breathe in* is revealed and Dr. Challis has to fight to save them all from prankster death! We've got 80's sex scenes, random butts, and lots of death in this Halloween movie that features absolutely no Michael Myers! Released in 1982, it stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, Dan O'Herlihy, Michael Currie, and Nancy Kyes.