• Gotta PLAY Fast Promo 2
    Jan 6 2025

    We'll be back next week for some good ol' Archie Sonic, but in the meantime, we're playing Sonic 2 on our YouTube! An appropriate amount of cool!

    https://www.youtube.com/@GottaTalkFast

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    1 min
  • Gotta PLAY Fast Promo
    Dec 30 2024

    We have companion series! Come watch us argue on YouTube while Sonic is played poorly in the background, and maybe Nick will emerge from his post-holiday coma to write a script.

    https://www.youtube.com/@GottaTalkFast

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    1 min
  • Episode 28 | Dead Man's Switch Except They're Not Dead
    Dec 23 2024

    How could the comic book do that?! Just bring a character back from the dead?! The Return Tails' Knighttime Story! ----- Gotta Talk Fast is an oral review of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Way past cool. LINKS: https://gottatalkfast.com/

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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Episode 27 | 3 Fajitas Of E.V.E.
    Dec 16 2024

    Chicken fajitas are a classic Mexican recipe and a personal favorite for an easy, healthy, and flavorful weeknight meal. Juicy chicken breasts are seasoned and seared, then tossed with vibrant vegetables, and finished with a punch of fresh lime juice. And while this is the perfect meal wrapped with tortillas and toppings, I’ve got a few more tasty serving ideas below! 3 Phases Of E.V.E. ----- Gotta Talk Fast is an oral review of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Way past cool. LINKS: https://gottatalkfast.com/

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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Episode 26 | Bri'ish Pepé Le Pew Gets Jumped By A Stuttering Pig
    Dec 9 2024

    The Double-Cross System, or XX System, was a World War II counter-espionage and deception operation of the British Security Service (MI5). Nazi agents in Britain – real and false – were captured, turned themselves in or simply announced themselves, and were then used by the British to broadcast mainly disinformation to their Nazi controllers. Its operations were overseen by the Twenty Committee under the chairmanship of John Cecil Masterman; the name of the committee comes from the number 20 in Roman numerals: "XX" (i.e. a double cross).

    The policy of MI5 during the war was initially to use the system for counter-espionage. It was only later that its potential for deception purposes was realised. Of the agents from the German intelligence services, Abwehr and Sicherheitsdienst (SD), while many who reached British shores turned themselves in to the authorities, others were apprehended after they made elementary mistakes during their operations. In addition, some were false agents who had tricked the Germans into believing they would spy for them if they helped them reach England (e.g., Treasure, Fido).

    Later agents were instructed to contact agents who, unknown to the Abwehr, were controlled by the British.The Abwehr and SD sent agents over by parachute drop, submarine, or travel via neutral countries. The last route was most commonly used, with agents often impersonating refugees. After the war, it was discovered that all the agents Germany sent to Britain had given themselves up or had been captured. All of this is dramatised in the Archie Sonic The Hedgehog Princess Sally Mini-Series story:

    Deadliest of the Species Part 3 ----- Gotta Talk Fast is an oral review of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Way past cool. LINKS: https://gottatalkfast.com/

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    56 mins
  • Episode 25 | It's A Johnson, Right?
    Dec 2 2024

    Like, they HAD to have known.

    Deadliest of the Species Part 2 ----- Gotta Talk Fast is an oral review of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Way past cool. LINKS: https://gottatalkfast.com/

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    57 mins
  • Episode 24 | Porky Pig Gets Jumped By A Chav Skunk
    Nov 25 2024

    Oi bruv, the bleedin' podcast ain't bad, innit? All sorts o' action an' wotnot. 'amlin nearly gets it 'alfway through this one. Anyway, cheerio, Big Ben, colonialism. Aluminum. Deadliest of the Species Part 1 ----- Gotta Talk Fast is an oral review of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Way past cool. LINKS: https://gottatalkfast.com/

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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Episode 23 | Wayer Paster Cooler
    Nov 18 2024

    Nicholas Folkerts (1991-2031) was an American businessman, professional golf player, and Sonic The Hedgehog comics enthusiast who founded Gotta Talk Fast, Inc, a media empire that would go on to absorb Viacom, Comcast, Disney, TimeWarner, and US Steel at the height of its power. The much-publicized 2030 bankruptcy case directly led to his drug-fueled death during a New Years orgy that professional adult video critic The Porn Dude called "the greatest game ever played." He is survived by his adopted sister Dominic Guanzon. For more information, read the following stories:

    That's The Spirit!

    Deadliest Of The Species: Prologue ----- Gotta Talk Fast is an oral review of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Way past cool. LINKS: https://gottatalkfast.com/

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    1 hr and 10 mins