Glitter, Glue and a Daily F*You

By: Sunny J Luna B and Starry T
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  • A comedy podcast for teachers. Teachers, are you sick of giving until your vagina falls out? Or until your balls fall off? How are your personals doing in this profession? Has your drive gone to Key West without you? Then this podcast is for you. We are Glitter, Glue and a Daily F*You- a teacher podcast. We are the Glitter Girls, living on coffee, trying to get off cake pops and onto kale. We discuss our day-to-day F*YOUs where you drop dead inside from the multi-tasking insanity that goes on in the teacher workday. We discuss the pretzel-like back-bending that goes on because teaching means please the kids, please all the parents, SEITS, student interns, subs, colleagues, coaches, and admin. Most days you are starring in an Indiana Jones movie only it never ever ends. 2022 is where we speak out, speak up, grow a pair, and take to the mic. Glitter girls speak the truth of what it’s really like to be a teacher during these disrespectful, trauma-heavy times. These last few years showed system failure all over the place and we teachers just want to say to all the powers that be and be not- we are GREAT at what we do and you’re f*ing welcome everyone!!! Your hosts, Sunny J, Luna B and Starry T are three shiny, tortured yet excellent teachers covered in slime, and red paint still paying dues and tying shoes. We are growing carrots in our classrooms and giving you the dirt. We share our teacher stories on the playground after being hit with 50,000 dodge-balls. We talk about balance- how to find it, steal it, have it, be it. We are pulling toys out of noses but still smelling the post COVID roses. We are answering 1800 emails a day about Susie’s missing glove and we are still full of love. Our stories are pre-Rona, others are in the shove it up your nose height of Rona. We discuss growing your soul back after you solve 1,000 problems a week. Join us for new episodes every other Wednesday, starting May 4th, 2022!
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Episodes
  • Beachin’ NOT Teaching

    Beachin’ NOT Teaching
    Aug 3 2022

    It’s the summer, so why are you thinking about teaching? The Glitter Girls are here to tell you why you should be glittering up and working on your tan lines instead of planning out your classroom. It’s that time of year to take inventory of your life and check in with yourself to decide if you still choose what you do.

    The girls reveal major changes they are making. They’ll reflect on what brought about these transitions in their lives and what they want to see happen from here on out in their education working environment. They’ll build on the great teachings from Sesame Street for making changes and taking steps to do things differently.

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    27 mins
  • You're F***ing Welcome, Everyone!

    You're F***ing Welcome, Everyone!
    Jun 29 2022

    Not only does the job require you to be covered in glitter and snot, but then there are all the thankless tasks like capturing worms and saving fish, assisting with technology (always check the plug first), contributing money, and all the fires the Glitter Girls put out every day.

    What problems do teachers solve that aren’t theirs? What’s the best class pet to have? How can you lose 10 pounds in a week? Why does the room look like a funeral parlor? In this episode, the girls will answer these questions and more. You're f***ing welcome, everyone! 

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    22 mins
  • The Parent Said What?!

    The Parent Said What?!
    Jun 15 2022

    In this episode, the Glitter Girls vent about parents' insane requests and the complaints they hear while teachers are just trying their best to take care of their kids plus the 15+ more in their classroom. You’ll hear why these teachers think toxic parents are the worst part of the job. These are the parents who are not reading Parent’s Magazine. 

    And while your kid is doing his or her best to get dirty and spread their germs all over the school, teachers are trying to save enough energy to go home and take care of their own children and family and sometimes, they’d even like to find time to be sexy with their partners. The G-Girls talk about how they try to maximize their time so they can enjoy days off and precious time away from the kids.

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    23 mins

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