Episodes

  • E-I-E-I-Ohhhhhhhh (The Da Vinci Code)
    Jul 19 2021

    Questions this week:  What happened to all the quail? And how many times can we say "weird sex stuff" in an episode?

    Children's Book Review: Everyone Poops

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    42 mins
  • Memory Lanes (The Remains of the Day)
    Jun 9 2021

    Questions this week: How hard is it to avoid trademarks when making a children's book about toys? And has Anthony Hopkins been in any movie besides Silence of the Lambs?

    Children's Book Review: Good Night, Good Night Construction Site

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    30 mins
  • The Free Balloon (The Awakening)
    May 26 2021

    Questions this week: How many Adele lyrics can we fit into a single episode? And why did we think going on a bear hunt was a good idea?

    Children's Book Review: We're Going On A Bear Hunt

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    39 mins
  • I Don't Want to Learn My Letters! (Catch-22)
    May 12 2021

    Questions this week: how is a classroom like war? And did Farrah Fawcett really paint with her butt?

    Children's Book Review: Where the Wild Things Are

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    38 mins
  • Bellyache! (Invisible Man)
    Apr 28 2021

    Questions this week: how does a bacterium find acceptance in the gut? And is Nathan's high pitched voice the scariest thing we've ever heard?

    Children's Book Review: Don't Let The Pigeon Drive the Bus!

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    42 mins
  • Jane Pear (Jane Eyre)
    Apr 14 2021

    Questions this week: what does it take for a pear tree to grow? And why didn't we realize our calling as a Maroon 5 cover band sooner?

    Children's Book Review: Llama Llama Red Pajama

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    35 mins
  • The Mattress With No Memory...Foam (The Bourne Identity)
    Mar 31 2021

    Questions This Week: Where can a mattress go in Manhattan to find some good swiss cheese? And is sleuthiness a word?

    Children's Book Review: The Pout Pout Fish

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    35 mins
  • Salamander Surprise! (The Great Gatsby)
    Mar 24 2021

    Questions this week: Isn't The Great Gatsby just the worst? And whose gills are the prettiest of them all?

    Children's Book Review: The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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    37 mins