Having been missing from the “hit” show FREAKQUELS for weeks now, the ghostly visage of young Vince putting up drywall has been discovered in numerous photographs! Desperately wanting to summon their baby boy to discuss the SPOOKY mockumentary “LAKE MUNGO”, EJ and Rory hire paranormal investigator, Meggie Roche to contact the little jerk so they can get their review on!

This week, Swartz Dreamboat invites EJ and Rory to a filthy boxing ring to commentate on the epic SLASH of the Titans, “FREDDY VS. JASON!”

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, FREAKQUENTS!!! In an attempt to have a safe evening during the SPOOKIEST night of the year, film critic extraordinaire DAVID GONZALEZ invites the FREAKQUELS gang out for a lowkey evening at that weird Victorian version of the Myers house to discuss the polarizing slasher flick, “HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF MICHAEL MYERS!” Somehow Palpatine didn't return to watch this entry...

On an extra SPOOOOKY episode of SHEQUELS, Robyn, Elle, and Meggie accidentally conjure up the jerks from the "hit" podcast, FREAKQUELS! Black magic, am I right? Rather than do the right thing and simply kill the trash-eating otherwordly morons, the coven instead invites Rory and EJ to join them by the CAULDRON to discuss the BEWITCHING holiday classic, "HOCUS POCUS!" Oh, and somehow Palpatine returned!!!

The SPOOKY HALLOWEEN festivities continue as METAL MESSIAH Jon Snow and TERMITE SATAN invite Rory and EJ up to HULL HOUSE for a HALLOWEEN PARTY and to review the punk rock horror romp, “NIGHT OF THE DEMONS!”

This week, the HALLOWEEN festivities take a back seat as suspicions of EJ having turned blood-sucking vampire have reached a critical mass! In need of answers and someone to discuss the comedic vampire romp "ONCE BITTEN" with, Rory calls in resident vamp expert Elle Snow to determine if EJ’s desire to dress in black, sleep in a trunk, and drink glasses of sweet sweet bovine blood are that of a nosferatu or just a really strange and disturbed young man. She quickly concludes it’s the latter. Email us at freakquelpodcast@gmail.com if you'd like to shame EJ's vampiric ways!

SEASONS GREETINGS, FREAKQUENTS! To help young Vince learn the magic of the HALLOWEEN SEASON, Rory and EJ enlist the help of laundry expert Daryll Phillips and a playfully demonic pumpkin spirit named Sam to discuss the Halloween holiday love letter grafted onto celluloid, “TRICK ‘R TREAT!”

FUN FACT: Terrified of the film, young Vince wet himself so Rory and EJ looked the other way while Sam beat the snot out of the gross little brat!

This week, young Vince is missing and all eyes are on the suspicious-looking, (probably) serial killer doll Leo and Shane Purdy brought in to discuss the king of all murderous toy films, “CHILD’S PLAY!” Oh, and somehow Palpatine returned!