This week on The Falling Apart Podcast, the lads somehow manage to navigate Leeds United’s transfer rumors and signings while careening through their usual mix of tangents, banter, and borderline chaos. Ricardo starts us off with a dramatic reading of FDR's inaugural address (because why not?), expertly tying it to Leeds' leadership strategy in a way only The Falling Apart can pull off.

In true fashion, the episode features a safety goggles PSA, courtesy of Sam's ill-advised DIY adventure that ended with a mitre saw, some sawdust, and an eye injury. Amid the laughs and roasts—mostly at absent co-host Jim’s expense—they manage to reflect on recent matches, bemoan some shocking results, and throw out their best guesses for upcoming games.

The crew doesn’t shy away from the big topics, either: the desperate need for new signings, the mounting injury list, and how on earth the team will line up in the coming weeks. Expect some sharp takes on the latest transfer rumors, with plenty of excitement (and a bit of skepticism) around names like Largie, Solomon, and the ever-mysterious Hamer. By the end, fans are left speculating about what’s next for Leeds, but one thing’s for sure—there’s never a dull moment with this lot.