Last episode we drafted the top ten players of all-time. This time we drafted ten more players. I don't know, man, what else do you want me to say? I can't really sell it any more than that. If you liked the last episode, you'll probably like this one. If you didn't like it, I can't imagine why this would be any different. Do as you wish.

Now it's time for a draft in which we draft...just, anything and everything. There are many basketball players in any draft, but there are even more basketball players in every draft. And there's also guys who weren't drafted. So let's throw 'em all in one big pot. In this episode, the boys draft five players apiece to create a comprehensive Top 10 list which will be built over future episodes to an even more comprehensive list.

You heard about this holiday "Christmas"? Yeah, well, they have this thing called "Christmas music" and it's just like songs about Christmas. Why don't other holidays have bangers? Someone should have told Paul McCartney that instead of making a Christmas song everyone would complain about for decades, he could have had it go "Simply having a wonderful turkey time" and it would've been a huge hit every year. But then again, Sir Paul didn't want Weird Al Yankovic to record a parody called "Chicken Pot Pie" because he's a vegetarian. That's weird, right? Like, has there ever been a stronger indictment of the institution of eating meat than chicken pot pie?

Anyway, we drafted Christmas songs.