Bonjour Nicole! This week Lauren, Kenzie, and Abby discuss how our (white American) parents mastered the art of traditional Chinese medicine, the time Abby had to defend our family from aquarium-looting Goons, why we (as a community) should be taking a stand against toxic children, and how Lauren and Kenzie are looking to give away their entire company in exchange for $5 worth of Kohl's cash.

Email us at DontTellMom10@gmail.com with emotional support for Abby. Just that. We're getting really concerned that every time she closes her eyes at night she enters into a deeply disturbing psychological horror saga.

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Aw, your daughter's outfit is really giving "47-year-old man who just slugged down a 6-pack of PBR"! This week Lauren, Kenzie, and Abby discuss where to find your town's hottest colonial garb, Abby being (psychologically) held hostage by a boxing gym, how God loved Kenzie so much he gave her EXTRA forehead, and how many cocktails is too many cocktails (to have graphically printed on a polo shirt) (hint: 1 is already too many).

Email us at DontTellMom10@gmail.com with your favorite appliance technician's information so Abby's washing machine stops playing Für Elise every 5 minutes.