You've been cheating on your taxes? Did you really think I wouldn't find out? Now I'm going to have to remind you why no one F**KS with the IRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Summary: It’s the long-awaited reunion weekend with your two best friends and you’ve rented a hotel room for a night of drinks and debauchery. You and your buds are having a hell of a night, just like old times until a game of ‘never have I ever’ provokes a steamy confession. [ZarniwoopVA] Your shy, velvety-voiced British bestie has a dirty secret he’s been guarding closely for years, fearful of how your goofy extroverted friend, [Podcastingworld] might react. This surprising revelation instigates a night of mutual experimentation, tempting the boundaries of lust and friendship. Who will cum on top, and who will bottom? Will there be cookies? Listen and find out.

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Your boy Dolph here with a little period piece for you. Ready to be seduced by a hot ancient roman soldier? Come and get it baby.

You are hot and you know it. Thanks for listening babes <3

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This episode is what the audiophiles call a 'Ramblefap'

I muse aloud as I jerk off thinking about fucking a slut like you. I jerked off until my dick was swollen so I hope you enjoy

Real orgasm!

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Welcome back to the galaxy's foremost alien zoo!

If you didn't catch the first one I'll catch you up... You, the listener have become part of the human exhibit in an alien zoo on a distant planet. Titus, your mate, used to be a Roman soldier back on Earth, but now he is your loving companion with whom you are forced to make whoopie for the amusement of alien spectators. Titus quite likes being an exhibitionist for these perverted aliens, but you grow increasingly despondent in your outdoor prison.

In this episode, you and your lover make a bid for freedom that causes quite the ruckus in the zoo. Will you escape with your life? Will your lover get raped by slimy alien tentacles? Will he love it? Tune in to find out!

You wont want to miss the incredible performances by my gracious and very talented collaborators in this audio:

grinningpup [Zoo Announcer -- Like if David Attenborough were a hunky sex icon]

Lostinexistential [Zoo Warden -- The sexy villain who's going to remind you what it means to be his property]

Sir_Auror [Guard -- whose arms get ripped off but it still sounds sexy]

JTsoundingoff [Alien Spectator 1 -- Best delivery of the phrase "Slime Pocket" in history]

SammyMarx [Mayar Sister 2 -- The other tentacle alien prostitute who moans soooo adorably while stretching you out with her squirmy wet limbs]

butmaybeyes [Mayar Sister 1 -- AKA tentacle Alien prostitute you would kill to be penetrated by]

Lady_RogueLegacy [Alien Spectator 2 -- Cheering for you to get pounded harder with so many fun alien voices I almost had to use them all]

JackieCalistahhh [Alien Creatures -- The cute and adorable aliens who got to taste sweet freedom before alas being tragically taken from us]

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You have been abducted from Earth and transported to a far away planet to become the new attraction in an alien zoo. Happily, another human male is there to help you adjust to this new and disturbing reality.

Featuring Grinningpup as the alien zoo tour guide!!!

Many thanks u/grinningpup for so generously lending your voice to this project =)

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I fucking love this script! The way the speaker transitions from cute boyfriend to brutally degrading and punishing his puppy plaything was deliciously on point.

Premise: You're going to be a good puppy and follow all of my instructions. Mhmm, you're taking all of my big cock this time. It's going to hurt and you're going to like it...

So, thank you u/Alara_Sara for your beautiful horny mind!

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