Episodes

  • Size Matters (Part 2)

    Size Matters (Part 2)
    Dec 15 2025
    The ultimate test of endurance returns as Mark once again puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    45 mins
  • Will It Into Existence

    Will It Into Existence
    Dec 12 2025
    Another year is almost at a close, but that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of balding- I mean... BLESSINGS to acknowledge and short-uh... SURE things to look forward to in 2026. Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    56 mins
  • Get More Faster

    Get More Faster
    Dec 8 2025
    The Distracti-menu specials for tonight are PB & J sandwiches and boiled eggs. And wait until you see what's for dessert... Reserve your ticket now at ironlung.com. Only in theaters January 30, 2026. Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    48 mins
  • Best of Bald (Compilation)

    Best of Bald (Compilation)
    Dec 5 2025
    No freak flags are flying around these parts, cause this is the baldest compilation in the wilderness! Order now at ⁠pandaexpress.com⁠ or a store near you. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    37 mins
  • Best of Henry (Compilation)

    Best of Henry (Compilation)
    Dec 1 2025
    A compilation dedicated to some of Henry's most memorable mentions from the podcast. Rest In Peace, Henry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    26 mins
  • Anything Goes (Part 3)

    Anything Goes (Part 3)
    Nov 28 2025
    Alternate Title: "Wade Struggles For 45 Minutes." Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    50 mins
  • Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)

    Wade's/Bob’s/Mandy’s Word Game (Featuring Markiplier)
    Nov 24 2025
    Step aside Bob, there's a shiny new word-smith in town. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    52 mins
  • King of the Friend Zone

    King of the Friend Zone
    Nov 21 2025
    Having a midlife crisis? Don't worry, the guys will make it all go away... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    47 mins