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Definitely not safe for work. Unless you work with us...which you don't...lucky. Scott and Ryan go pretty deep on this one while staying in the shallow end. This episode takes a look at death, perspective, suicide, and basically how we're all just trying to muddle through. A brief Food Corner is thrown in too.

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Deep Emotions, an Extended Trump Dump, Book Recs, Tinned Fish is good for you, you can text the show meow. Eggs are magically more expensive, but definitely not because of Trump. Thanks a lot Obama. Pretty sure Hillary and Bill Clinton were in on it too. Scott and Ryan reveal the world's mysteries, and also know exactly where socks go after they enter the clothes dryer.

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Beans don't belong in chili. Scott sees a unicorn and the Epiphany Towel is born. The correspondents on this show are complete failures. Lots of action. Action packed. Boom. Wham. Splat.