Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.

In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.
Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.
Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom.
Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.
Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.
Big, bald Nazi.
Chuck Norris evented a new type of martial arts known as "Hair-Fu".
Jim discovers Rocky II had a soundtrack months after seeing the movie.

Are we going to Addis Ababa?
Which fight scene went to the actor's favorite charity?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.

What's up Doc?
Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
It was a new, new hope.
The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode was 47 years old when recorded.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of best island movies.

Arnold Palmer. Who knew?
Jim is still upset about the broken promise of a Gilligan Island movie.
Before Propecia, you just needed Crisco.
We have dinosaurs. We can win this.
Blue Lagoon - a perfect Daddy-Daughter movie?
Someone get these MF'n sharks off this MF'n island!
Jason talks about losing his "virgin things" while watching King Kong.
Welcome to the Empire of the Ants.

What sexploitative movie makes for a great Daddy-Daughter movie night?
What movie was just an ad for Fed Ex, volleyballs, Jeeps, and Swiss Army knives?