• God Declassified: School Survival Guide
    Jul 17 2024

    A follow up to last week's episode where we get into the nitty gritty of what really went wrong at CSU. Also, can I say King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard five times fast? Did this college for reals have a 10:30pm curfew? How bad can life get for women? Do you really need a degree to teach college courses or can prayer help you fake it? This and more in a rather scathing episode of Cringevangelical!


    CW/TW:

    -homophobia

    -conversion therapy mentioned

    -bullying

    -mentions of extreme isolation

    -homelessness

    -financial abuse

    -religious abuse

    -classism

    -ableism

    -misogyny

    -emotional turmoil/emotional dysregulation


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    50 mins
  • Death of a College (not by Arthur Miller)
    Jul 12 2024

    My greatest enemy has fallen. That's it. What a way to to start off the second season am I right?


    TW/CW:

    -Mentions of CSA

    -Mentions of SA

    -Mentions of homophobia

    -Abuse of power

    -Misogyny

    -Religious Abuse



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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • What Woman Want (Probably Not This)
    May 16 2024

    It's the big finale for Jimmy and his marriage course from Hell! Get ready for USDA certified bullshit as we discuss how to affair proof your marriage. Jimmy brings the tough love by telling us we don't deserve happiness but we do deserve a fire D, as long as that D is honored properly prior and also we pray over said D before we use it. Also a little post script on Sailor Moon and the Christian reading into her (kind of rambly but someone does truly believe they edited out the Christian themes because of woke). Enjoy service y'all.


    TW/CW:

    -Misogyny

    -Fatphobia

    -'Discussions of abuse (brief and vague)

    -Emotional manipulation

    -Xenophobia and racism


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    47 mins
  • Their Eyes Were Watching God and God's Eyes Were Watching You Miss the Clit Again
    Apr 11 2024

    Did you know that your sex is monitored by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Well, according to Jim Jam Jimboree and his wife Karen, Jesus is in the room while you bone, and he likes it! Also, how is Sailor Moon radicalizing Islam? Will God be mad if my wife doesn't cum? Do men do emotions? How about oral? Can cleaning the house take me straight to pound town? These questions no one ever wanted and more on today's episode of Cringevangelical!


    TW/CW:

    Purity Culture

    Misogny

    Slut shaming

    Homophobia

    Transphobia

    Islamophobia

    Xenophobia

    Ethnocentrism

    Racism

    Patriarchal themes

    Sexual themes

    Implication of nonconsent


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • My Coming Out Story
    Mar 22 2024

    This is exactly what you think it is, my coming out story! Just one hour of me yapping about how I figured out I was queer af. This content will include spoilers for the Magnus Archives, me thinking A03 was just a fanpage for the Magnus Archives, the confusion I felt when I went on A03 and it was not just fanfiction about the Magnus Archives, valuable lore surrounding my Monster Pig fanfiction and good old fashioned religious bullshit! Thanks guys, hope you enjoy some extra special content :)


    TW/CW:

    -Homophobia

    -Transphobia

    -Internalized homophobia

    -Brief mention of suicidal ideation


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    58 mins
  • Lars and the Real Girl (Unrated Version)
    Mar 14 2024

    I start my indestructible marriages course and it is so boring I get sidetracked and find "The Gathering" a British men's retreat like no other! Get ready for weird marriage tips interspersed with testosterone laced fun in this multinational episode of Cringevangelical!


    TW/CW:

    -Colonialism

    -Homophobia

    -Transphobia

    -Mentions of divorce

    -Mentions of sexual intimacy

    -Discussions of verbal and emotional abuse

    -Mention of sex dolls

    -Mention of unsafe sexual encounters

    -Discussion of grifting/scamming

    -Discussion of guns and shooting ranges

    -Discussions of queer subcultures and stereotypes that surround them


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    55 mins
  • Eh, Mate, Great Day to Be Transphobic, Innit?
    Mar 6 2024

    Oh, you thought we were done being problematic in a British accent? Well, you are wrong because British evangelicals are JUST as political as American evangelicals all in the name of *drum roll* BEING TRANSPHOBIC! That's right, get your paper and pens out, it's time for random British men to teach us how to writer homophobic letters to parliament and for some reason go absolutely ballistic over Scottish education law (hells yeah!). I break down how genuinely terrifying this is and how the UK isn't as different (or that far) from taking on some of the US's less..... savory evangelical practices, in this episode of Cringevangelical.


    CW/TW:

    Transphobia

    Homophobia

    King Ch*rles

    Boris Johnson

    Donald Trump

    Racism

    Xenophobia

    Colonialism


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    45 mins
  • Good Day To Give Your Life to Christ, innit?
    Mar 1 2024

    On today's godly episode, we travel across the pond to see what is the state of affairs for British evangelicals. Listen as I, your fearless (and American, please be gentle, I am American) host as I dive into the misconceptions us ex-fundie kids have about the UK and the continent of Europe in general. This episode includes: me just saying "England" when I mean the UK and then catching myself and correcting myself and then repeating that process ad nauseam, end times conspiracy theories, and sending your kids to Wales to camp for the LORD.


    Also a PSA, this is most definitely an ANTI monarchist podcast, so don't expect me to be particularly nice to old Charlie and his motley crew.


    CW/TW

    -Mentions of war

    -Colonialism themes

    -Abortion

    -Rishi Sunak

    -Boris Johnson

    -Liz Truss, I don't message her, but you might have to think about her and I understand how scary that might be

    -Discussion of apocalyptic events

    -King Ch*rles

    -Discussion of disability

    -Discussion of homelessness and poverty (brief and vague)

    -Discussion of censorship

    -Ethnocentrism

    -Nationalism


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    1 hr and 8 mins