We’re just out here learning things we never wanted (or knew we wanted) to learn, like: when do you, as a nude model, remove your pants? Or who is better, Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? There’s a clear right answer for that last one. Anyway, hold on to your big holes, Talon and Sarah are here for another week of deep dives and sexual awakening stories.

We'll be taking a brief hiatus after this episode and we'll be back June 23rd!

If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! The next two shows take place on May 29th and June 12th. For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844

With all the rizz of a competitive eater (are we using that word right?) Talon and Sarah are back to answer the world’s oldest question: what’s the difference between a weasel and a ferret? Plus, things not to say on the MAX, why you shouldn’t google anything with the word teen, and a new (and probably short-lived) segment!

We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by @biggietals. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.

If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 15th and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844

It’s our 4th Annual 420 episode with guest craigspert, Elena Afanasiev (Dock of the Bay)! This episode is a perfect hybrid that will buzz your brain and place you exactly where your body wants to be right now. A perfect accompaniment to reading missed connections. Under the influence, we’ll ask ourselves the big questions; Who’s the sexiest Mario character? What is flirting? Why Subway? And we introduce our prototype soundboard! Set a doob ablaze and press play! #Tarot

Follow Elena @elenaafanasiev

We’re on TikTok and Insta @craigsistentialcrisis! Our theme is performed by @heyshermie with additional music by Talon Bigelow. Feel free to contact us at craigcripod@gmail.com.

If you’re in LA, you can catch Sarah and girlfriend of the show, Elena Afanasiev, LIVE May 1st and every other Monday at Westside Comedy Theater as their absurdist improv duo Dock of the Bay! For tickets and more info, click here: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pe.c/11263844