Classic Ads From Simpler Times

By: Epic Podcast Productions
  • Summary

  • Welcome to a podcast hosted by unemployable fourth-rate advertising suit Steve Cooke and eminently-employable award-winning advertising creative and TV commercial director Tony Williams (no not that one - the other one).


    Each week, in an attempt to transport ourselves back to a world where there was no global plague, we all had expense accounts and white dogshit was still a thing, we review a classic TV ad and try to work out whether or not it was any good. We're already attracting some great reviews...


    "WTF is this shit?" - Sir John Hegarty


    "I f*cking hate these people..." - Unnamed bread brand marketing director


    "Why do they think my name is so funny?" - Award-winning TV commercial director Tom Kuntz


    "This podcast is brilliant, I'm going to tell all my friends about it..." - Tony Williams' Mum


    "I'm going to sue these dickheads..." - INSERT NAME HERE


    "Everyone loves the Hovis ad, WTF is wrong with you c*nts..." - Sir Ridley Scott


    "I was brilliant in that ad..." - Ray Wilkins


    "Eccellente." - Colonel Dietrich from Raiders of the Lost Ark


    "Both these blokes use lady-scented body wash..." - Isaiah Mustapha


    "Lovely boys. I knew their parents you know. Well worth a listen." - Clarence Frank Birdseye II


    "The mark 2 Ford Transit is basically exactly the same as the original 1965 version except it has square headlights. Don't edit that out you wanker." - Tony Williams




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Episodes
  • Telstra : "The Emperor Nasi Goreng"
    Jun 7 2021

    This week you can eavesdrop as Tones manages to insult our Tokyo correspondent (who also happens to be Mrs Tones), drops in a reference to expensive 1970s British furniture, and humble-brags his way through turning down a night on the slops with that bloke from Maroon 5 and sitting next to Daman Albarn at a pissup in Hong Kong. 

    Steve puts on his favourite cocktail dress to act as the quizmaster for some questions about the winners of the 2005 MTV Australia music video awards, leading to some painfully bad audio as two middle-aged blokes try unsuccessfully to remember the lyrics to Hollaback Girl...and Tony has a bit of a thrombo as he recalls the joy of dealing with Australia’s leading telecoms company. Oh, and an extinct cartoon bird pops up as an example of what is carefully described as the ‘retail’ nature of Australian advertising.

    All this and much, much less as we welcome you back to the WA Salvage of podcasts about old advertising with a look at a Telstra TV commercial from 2005 pushing the telco giant’s BigPond internet service offering. Have a look at the ad in question here...https://youtu.be/Rh3Eu2NtG_U

    Have a listen and I think you’ll agree…we aren’t fancy but we really are cheap.



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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Levis Launderette - Nick Kamen tribute
    May 18 2021

    I’m afraid you’re going to have to indulge us in another BBH-John Hegarty fan club swoon type of thing this week. We’d had decided to give BBH a bit of a swerve for a while but recent events made a review of this ad pertinent so let's put away the wobbly lips and jog on shall we?

    Buy a ticket on this week’s fun bus and you’ll be part of the discussion about what Levis want in their ads where we discover that unsurprisingly its America and arse shots in that order.

    Tones mines a rich vein of personal experience to talk about casting bum doubles before revealing a hitherto undiscovered ability to be discreet and there’s a bit of chit-chat about rodent eating as a PR strategy.

    It's 1985 and Tony’s watching Grange Hill, desperately trying to make sure he doesn’t catch girl germs and BMXing with his mates… whilst I’m discovering fashion and loose underwear in-between hangovers.

    More importantly Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher are installing nuclear weapons in Berkshire and this forces the agency of the decade to hire a pretty boy, take him back to the 1960s and then force him to act in a 60 second soft core porn movie for teenage girls…in the process creating an ad so successful that the client demanded that it was taken off air. 

    Have a listen as we review the only ad ever to feature as talent a man who turned down Kate Moss for that bird that worked with Terry Christian on The Word and have a loo at the ad here https://youtu.be/G1c-bfv2sds.


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    52 mins
  • Scores on the Doors - Our Top 20 ads ranked
    May 16 2021

    Welcome to a tiny-weeny bonus bit of Classic Ads from Simpler Times.

    We’ve reviewed quite a few ads on the pod now so it seemed like as good a time as any to have a quick look at what we loved and what we didn’t and to create a hit parade of the top 20.

    Of course once we looked at the top 20, a couple of glaring errors became obvious…so we changed them around.

    You probably won’t agree with the list, ten minutes after we’d finished it Tony didn’t either, but there’s lots more important stuff for us to be dealing with. For instance, we seriously need to get to the bottom of why all the cheese in Coles is now named after porn video categories. Vintage, Natural, Hard, Semi-hard, Mature, and of course, that perennial favourite Blue Vein.

    Anyway. Enjoy the list of the top 20 ads. Then the argument about the list. Then the new list.



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    6 mins

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