In Dumb Ass News, a nudist resort has been overrun by swingers. (0:00)

A school bus was hit by a pickup truck, when the driver failed to hit the brakes thanks to distracted driving. The driver needed to the Jaws of Life to be removed from the wreck, and thankfully everyone survived the incident. (6:19)

Opus was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning, sharing a story about the time he was caught stealing some music. He tried to shove the tape into his Spandex pants, and was then locked in a dog cage. (17:58)

In Dumb Ass News, an Amazon driver was caught on camera urinating in a customer's driveway. The Tribe called to share their stories of "painting the deck" when nature calls on a job site. (22:11)

What's annoying you? Chaz and AJ let the Tribe call in to vent about anything they've been frustrated with this week. (29:03)

Bobby Farrelly, of the Farrelly Brothers, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his new movie, "Driver's Ed." AJ has seen it, and gave a very AJ description of the movie, then Bobby talked about working with Jim Carrey during his huge breakout year. (42:11)

Can Mike Vrabel's job survive the Dianna Russini controversy? Is there any truth to the sex slave allegations from JP Morgan scandal? Attorney Michael Elkins was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share how he would advise folks in these situations to move forward. (0:00)

A doctor's finger may have saved a patient's heart troubles. In Dumb Ass News, a finger in the butt may have saved a life. (9:16)

A patient shocked surgeons when they discovered a shell of a World War One explosive lodged in his rectum. (15:13)

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their stories of surviving being hit by a car. Jesse the engineer was on to share why wearing a helmet is always a good idea, as he would have died without his. (19:29)

The Milford Oyster Fest is in the house! Chaz and AJ wecolmed Jay and Ila in studio to talk about Mike Delguidice headlining this summer. (39:23)

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Attorney David Raimondo was successfully able to bring down traffic cameras in Long Island. Chaz and AJ spoke with him this morning, hoping to replicate that success in Connecticut, now that Chaz has been snagged more than once from traffic cameras. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, audio of a Karen continuing to scream at a driver after she kicked his Corvette at the gas station. (10:35)

Commander Keith is picking up his daughter from her first year at college today, but he doesn't sound too happy about it. He shared the Top 5 things he learned about freshmen year, including all the extra money he spends that no one tells you about. (15:00)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio of a police seach, uncovering alcohol in a Happy Meal bag. Plus, a Tribe member shared a story about drinking out of a colostomy bag. (0:00)

After two days of rants, Chaz and AJ realized Long Island might have had the answer all along. Turns out speed cameras have successfully been removed after a giant, public backlash. (6:15)

Chaz and AJ immediately loved this crossing guard, who is going viral for his interview with the local news in Philadelphia after a car accident. The stolen truck flipped into a playground, he saved a child, and then spoke to cameras while eating an ice cream cone the entire time. (18:06)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney releasing new music, while some recently announced tours have been canceled. (25:52)