Chaz and AJ were out late last night for Loud Island's Bite Bash, and Chaz wiped out while holding two expensive drinks. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, a Detroit woman called police when a hairdresser pulled a gun on her for $10. (11:30)

It is Friday the 13th, and AJ talked about the common superstitions people obey. (19:18)

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the commercials that randomly get stuck in their head from when they were growing up. Anyone else remember Mount Airy Lodge? (23:37)

St. Patrick's Day parades continue this weekend in Connecticut, including the Milford parade happening tomorrow. Chaz and AJ spoke with Mike McCabe, the chief organizer this morning about how this event has grown rapidly. (36:25)

Tick experts are already warning everyone that it is going to be a brutal year for the little blood suckers. Chaz and AJ took some calls from the Tribe about their tick nightmares. (0:00)

Comedian Vince Berry was in studio with Chaz and AJ, to share some audio from the Hartford St. Pat's parade over the weekend. Kate was dressed as Pooh Bear, and had been drinking straight vodka since 8 AM. (9:58)

Charlie Dowd, the Deputy Athletic Director at Sacred Heart University was in studio this morning to talk about playoff hockey starting this weekend! (25:09)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Maureen Callahan about why certain celebrities seem to be more widely hated, like Gwyneth Paltrow. Plus, Maureen's strong thoughts on Marty Supreme and the dirty plays behind his Oscar chances on Sunday.

Photo courtesy: Maureen Callahan

In Dumb Ass News, a man spent more fighting a ticket in court, than if he had just paid it. Plus, the Tribe calls in their stories of passing the school bus. (0:00)

A woman broke into a home in Missouri, and started eating their Fruity Pebbles. (5:57)

Tribe member Jose in Shelton called Chaz and AJ to welcome them to Long Island, and talked about his two mistresses on the island. Plus, his two rules for a successful marriage, after being married three time. (11:33)

Sunday is a big day for New Haven, as the state's largest spectator event will take place; the New Haven St. Patrick's Day parade. Fiona Stewart Jimenez is the Grand Marshal for 2026, and was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about what it takes to be named the Grand Marshal. (31:01)

A Florida woman gave a weird reason for driving 136 mph, which was more than double the posted speed limit. (40:30)

Chaz and AJ reached out to Mike, one of the curators of LongIslandWiseGuy on social media. Mike talked more about the area's iconic potholes, and played audio from some other recent videos. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, Florida students have been hitting the deck because of aggressive geese on campus. (13:21)

No one wants to sit next to a passenger like this, but everyone wants to get the viral video. A drunk woman was removed from a flight after playing videos on her phone with no headphones. (17:51)

An interview with a rock author didn't go so smoothly, so Chaz and AJ reviewed the tape to figure out who was the A-hole? (22:24)