In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio of a police seach, uncovering alcohol in a Happy Meal bag. Plus, a Tribe member shared a story about drinking out of a colostomy bag. (0:00)

After two days of rants, Chaz and AJ realized Long Island might have had the answer all along. Turns out speed cameras have successfully been removed after a giant, public backlash. (6:15)

Chaz and AJ immediately loved this crossing guard, who is going viral for his interview with the local news in Philadelphia after a car accident. The stolen truck flipped into a playground, he saved a child, and then spoke to cameras while eating an ice cream cone the entire time. (18:06)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney releasing new music, while some recently announced tours have been canceled. (25:52)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ wanted to talk about a failed prom-posal, when teammates misspelled the word "prom." It took a little longer to get to the story, when Chaz mispronounced the word "hilariously." (0:00)

In honor of National Nurse's Day, Chaz brought on his wife, Jennifer to thank her. In response, she brought up his flub from earlier in the show. (7:10)

Cassie Crofts is a Private Investigator, and was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share the different signs of cheaters for men and women. Plus, an insane story from a Tribe member, who got revenge on a cheating spouse. (13:25)

The traffic camera rant continues, as Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines to the Tribe about the issue. (26:31)

Why would you want to pull a car with your penis? If that was insane enough, this guy also decided to light himself on fire while doing it. (46:49)

Chaz and AJ talked about a cat that made headlines for swallowing 26 hair ties. The Tribe then called in with their pet surgeries and emergencies, and the surprising cost of some procedures. (0:00)

Comedian Emily Siero took an opportunity to bitch about feeling guilted into buying a Mother's Day gift for her sister. (12:18)

A food delivery driver took and posted pictures of a naked customer, and wound up indicted on felony charges for the incident. The Tribe called in their customer experiences, about so many naked people. (16:01)

Chaz has recently been ticketed in Beacon Falls, thanks to the town's new speed cameras. He feels very strongly against the placement of the camera, and the money-grab they represent for law makers. (34:50)

Spirit Airline is dead, and a man in Ohio survives a decapitation. After the accident and recovery, his eyes are crossed, which Chaz and AJ debated how best to speak with someone with a lazy or floating eye. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, a little more about the Ohio man who survived a decapitation. His voice was also affected, which reminded Chaz and AJ of one of their frequent callers. (10:52)

News of the death of John Sterling was released very shortly before Jason Page called in to talk to Chaz and AJ. Jason shared a story about how kind John was to him, and Chaz was upset about the photo Jason sent him of his feet from vacation. (16:33)

Chaz and AJ talked more about Jason's feet off-air, and decided they weren't quite done talking about it. So Jason was back on in Dumb Ass News to explain what the picture meant. (28:59)

Ethan Lapierre was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk abou the viral song he made with AI about texts he's received from his pregnant wife over the last month or so. Plus, Chaz and AJ made some songs of their own about station wagons, ladybugs, and diaper wipes. (35:07)

The real estate market has not cooled down, with no indication that it will any time soon. Chaz and AJ spoke with Johnathan Carbutti about the things you should be doing as a buyer or a seller. (48:03)