Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to make a major concert announcement. Metallica is returning for two shows in Connecticut, for the first time in nearly 30 years.

Photo credit: Reuters

Chaz and AJ started Dumb Ass News this morning with a story about a serial home invasion culprit, who steals nothing but makes sure to remove all of his clothes. (0:00)

While talking about the incredible rescue efforts for a US fighter jet pilot, AJ brought up a commercial that derailed the conversation. (6:10)

A 90-year-old woman recently set a Guinness World Record for the longest dead hang. The feat was accomplished in jeans, a granny sweater, but no shoes or socks. It did not take long for AJ to accept putting those feet in her mouth for a surprisingly low amount of money, and Tribe member Art in Ansonia to volunteer his 88-year-old mother, Shirley. (17:44)

Shirley was on the phone to set up tomorrow's bet pay-off, agreeing to come in studio so AJ could put her feet in his mouth. (30:54)

Chaz and AJ were impressed at the music that can be made with a water jug, some metal rulers, a kazoo and a belt. (0:00)

AJ was in charge of the board this morning, which he asked ChatGPT to fill in with the top miracles performed by Jesus. How accurate did we get? (5:10)

A real-life astronaut was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning. Joan Higgenbotham shared her story of making a career out of space exploration, and went into the details about the recent toilet problems aboard the Artemis II. (21:20)

Big Mike was on the phone from Long Island to talk about the busy places ahead of Easter, and learned while on a live call that he won a giant chocolate egg from a local store. (32:19)

Chaz's wife, Jennifer was on the phone to talk about the recent encounter she had with furries in the wild. Then AJ shared some of his own strange preferences about feet and tickling. (39:10)

Braylon Mullins is already a Husky hero for his game-winner against Duke. Chaz and AJ spoke with his father, Josh Mullins, about the play, his first conversation with Braylon coming off the court, and playing the Final Four in his home state. Plus, a promise from Pepe's to welcome the whole Mullins family for some pizza any time they like. (51:17)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Zakk Wylde about his new Ozzy song, and the moment he was first inspired to write it. Plus, his two shows at Mohegan Sun, reviving OzzFest, and the sandwich preferences of Ozzy Osbourne.

Photo credit: Reuters

In Dumb Ass News, the BBC tried to convince everyone that they knew exactly what neanderthals used to sound like. (0:00)

NASA has successfully launched the Artemis II to the moon, but the broadcast was lacking a ton of personality. Plus, school bus stories from the Tribe, after a Massachusetts driver was caught urinating into a bottle. (3:40)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to share stories and information about Green Day, OzzFest, Babymetal, and what he's calling the biggest concert announcement of the year for Monday morning. (15:06)

The UConn men are back in the Final Four, thanks to "The Shot" by Braylon Mullins. The man that kindled the Husky standard, Jim Calhoun, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about beating Duke, and his message to Coach K after the game. (39:24)

Photo courtesy: Reuters

Scott Burrell, UConn Husky from the Jim Calhoun era, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Final Four, the Mullins shot, and beating Duke is still the best.

Photo credit: Reuters

Gas prices are already enraging people and causing major problems for businesses. Chaz and AJ opened the phone lines for the Tribe to call in and share their frustrations. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, a McDonald's drive-thru was thrown into chaos when one of their headsets was stolen. The thief kept jumping into the middle of orders as drivers voiced them, saying strange and hilarious things. (12:58)

Former FBI Special Agent Tom Simon was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Nancy Guthrie case, and the mistakes he believes exacerabated law enforcement's attempts to solve the case. (18:15)

Tiger Woods has admitted he needs help, after his latest accident, and is going into rehab. Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to share the moment they knew it was time to go to rehab, and got two vastly different stories. (31:03)