In Dumb Ass News, an 85-year-old man was caught street racing in Florida, but the excuse he gave the police is what landed him in the segment. (0:00)

The Tribe called in their petty pet peeves to Chaz and AJ, which covered everything from naked roommates, filthy office sinks, and road hogs. (3:34)

Joe from Bethlehem was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the bear attack he survived last week. The animal tried to eat one of his goats, until Joe found a shovel and his wife found the shotgun. (20:46)

A viral doorbell cam clip in Dumb Ass News, where a happy dog brought a live armadillo into the house, despite the loud protests of the family. (30:04)

In Chaz and AJ's Dumb Ass News, a woman decided to keep her deceased dog with her in an intersting way; by tattooing eyeliner containing some of their ashes. (0:00)

Perhaps a record amount of tickets issued in one traffic stop! Jesse is one of the station engineers on Long Island, and picked up 12 tickets during one stop recently, despite the officer telling him he "did nothing wrong." (4:45)

Sports guy Jason Page was on with Chaz and AJ to talk about the World Cup, and very reluctantly admitted to the United States team playing well. Maybe that was just the gout talking. (18:01)

Brady was out on the streets of New York last week, as the New York Knicks parade rolled through millions of fans celebrating together. Chaz and AJ had some audio from the folks he ran into, with lots of smoking taking place out in the open. (33:55)

Photo credit: Jesse Sayre

Allen Devlin, reporter with CBS NY, joined Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about the Knicks parade, tons of confetti, and cleanup after. Plus, Sgt. Paul called to talk about security for event like this, from bomb-sniffing dogs to "wood shampoo" of the old days. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, "Love Island" was not a good enough excuse to get someone out of a speeding ticket. Plus, Ski on Long Island is a dedicated male viewer of the show, and explained the story lines to Chaz and AJ. (11:23)

NBC NY's John Chandler was already on scene for the Knicks parade, over 2 hours prior to the start. The streets had already closed to hopeful attendees, and the subway system was overrun with Knicks jerseys. (21:17)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ to share the details of a big ticket promotion for the Hartford HealthCare Amphitheater in Bridgeport. 2 tickets for $50, all fees included, for 17 shows at the venue. Plus, his thoughts on early shows from the Rush tour, Jelly Roll's rumored divorce, and the most difficult concert riders he's had to navigate. (24:34)

Stef Manisero was clinging to minimal cell phone service, but called Chaz and AJ from the reporter riser for the Knicks parade of champions. (44:36)

Chaz and AJ had comedian Chuck Nice in studio this morning, as they talked about the viral "advice" that James Dolan passed on to the Knicks before their championship run. After hearing his suggestion to abstain from sex, they asked the Tribe to call with their longest "droughts."

The World Cup is in full swing, and Chaz and AJ have a lot of questions to catch up. Rob called in as a casual fan, doing his best to explain the last few days of matches. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, ice cream is supposed to make people happy but the owner of a shop in Alabama wound up being arrested after this argument with a customer. (11:26)

The top song about dad! Big Mike from Long Island was broadcasting from the Shark studios, as the Tribe called in with their suggestions. Turns out a lot of the fatherly songs are downers. (16:19)

Chris Testa was on the phone with Chaz and AJ, to talk about his connection to a Stanley Cup champion's early hockey career. Brandon Bussi, a hero with the Carolina Hurricanes, was once a teenaged student with Chris on Long Island. (23:03)

Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the details they need to create the perfect AI companion for AJ. Plus, the "frankenfish" that has terrified some conservationists on Long Island. (34:03)

Photo courtesy: Chris Testa