In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ went through the details of a viral arrest following erratic driving. Cops said the driver had been pulled from the vehicle, and noticed a baggie fall from her crack. (0:00)

During "Girl Gripes," Chaz and AJ took a call from Janet, who was prepared to list off a number of complaints about her husband. The biggest one was about the egregious use of q-tips, that never seem to get thrown away. (4:42)

A Florida man was found guilty of having sex with a vacuum, outside of a home near Disney World. (10:58)

Carla was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share how she did not realize she was pregnant, until after consuming quite a few substances in Amsterdam. (16:28)

12-year-old Cameron is going to be Shrek in a stage show of "Shrek the musical" in Bristol. He called in to invite Chaz and AJ to the show, and now he just needs to learn his lines. (27:56)

In Dumb Ass News, a Nantucket official caught on police bodycam for alleged drunk driving. (0:00)

Chaz asked his wife, Jennifer to call in this morning, since her mom was on her way in to get a colonoscopy. After surprising mom with a phone call, she also shared a story about toilet paper getting stuck in her pants. (11:00)

Comedian Jared Freid was in studio with Chaz and AJ to explain how bizzare it is to do standup comedy on The Tonight Show, and why his parents decided to just watch it on TV instead of coming in person. (18:34)

Jared also wrote a book, "Walking Red Flag," so Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with their stories of dating red flags. Tara was on the phone to share the medications she would consider to be a red flag. (27:25)

Glen called Chaz and AJ with a unique offer, as he's trying to get a song he wrote for the love his life played on the air. Chaz worked out a deal with Glen, regarding a bet with AJ about the World Cup final, and Glen accepted. (33:26)

Commader Keith shared the most important things he's seen in his news feed for his Top 5 list, from Canadian wildfires, to "The Odyssey," and Daylight Savings. (38:38)

In Dumb Ass News, a woman in Florida called police after she became overwhelmed by raccoons in her yard. Chaz and AJ had some audio from the police bodycam, and found out she's been feeding the animals for years. (0:00)

Chaz and AJ were supposed to be talking about the World Toe Championship. Somehow, that conversation turned to AJ buying pants, and sharing the details about putting feet in his mouth with the young person at the register. (9:13)

The Tribe was offered $100, for a hot, female foot that is willing to be inside AJ's mouth. Nancy from Bethel called to volunteer herself. (15:48)

In Dumb Ass News, a parent was trying to film a coming-of-age moment for their son. As he gets on a skateboard and starts to ride for the first time, the speed started to increase before ending with a bad wipeout. (29:53)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Mark Weiss this morning, about his exhibit opening this week in Asbury Park remembering the late Ozzy Osbourne. Mark shared stories of taking some iconic Ozzy photos, introducing him to Zakk Wylde, and being a part of Osbourne family moments for decades.

Photo courtesy: Mark Weiss

Today mark a full year since Ozzy Osbourne has passed. Chaz and AJ remembered him through interviews with Rudy Sarzo, Zakk Wylde, and rock photographer Mark Weiss. The Tribe called in with their stories and memories, and there was even a quick clip of Ozzy on the phone with Chaz and AJ.

Photo credit: Mark Weiss