Chaz and AJ asked the Tribe to call in with the things they used to do in school, that you can no longer get away with. From forcing lefties to use their right hand, to target shooting classes, and a good old fashioned punch to the face (if deserved.)

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Chaz and AJ started the first show back from Labor Day Weekend, wondering if anyone is even happy today. The Tribe called in to ruin the bit by sharing all the ways they are happy with the show. (0:00)

Kat the "Lit Litigator" was back on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to help explain the jury deadlock of the Lindsay Clancy case. (12:45)

In Dumb Ass News, the viral Staten Island lightning strike from last week, and a Tribe member's story of his wife getting hit while standing in their garage. (26:49)

A Texas Sheriff thought the deer was dead, but as he went to check the animal it jumped up and scared the daylights out of him. (33:58)

As kids go back to school, they are learning all kinds of things. These two girls were trying to learn about caterpillars and butterflies, but instead got a valuable lesson on death and grief. (38:56)

Ruth's mom was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to do a review of her favorite movie, "Moonstruck." She estimated having seen it at least eight times this year. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, a doctor woke up from a lucid dream to find a real bat trying to climb into her mouth. (10:12)

Chaz and AJ challenged the Tribe to call in with their most incredible stories, to make us say, "Wow!" If you won the majority, you had a chance to win tickets, and the stories were all wildly different. From surviving motorcycle accidents, to a golden uterus, and smearing cream cheese in car door handles. (16:22)

Commander Keith was in studio to share his Top 5 things to rush to do before the summer ends. From perving on Sydney Sweeney, to painting nature, and random acts of kindness. (35:36)