Jimmy Koplik from Live Nation stopped by Chaz and AJ with a pair of tickets to one of the newly announced Metallica shows—and made listeners earn them the hard way. The challenge? Identify a Metallica song from just the lyrics… no music, no growling, no help. Turns out, without the face-melting guitars and James Hetfield yelling in your ear, even die-hard fans were left second-guessing everything. Who knew Metallica lyrics could read like dramatic poetry?

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Today’s “On the Board” took a trip to the squared circle… and straight into Hollywood disaster territory. With Mike S. from the Mike, Mike, and Oscar podcast, Chaz and AJ broke down the absolute worst performances by pro-wrestlers in movies—because just because you can body slam someone doesn’t mean you can deliver a line without pinning it first. Some of these roles should’ve tapped out early." (0:00)

A Dumbass News story about a bakery commercial starring the owner’s kids sent AJ into a full-blown spiral—and honestly, it didn’t take much. That quickly turned into the Tribe unloading their biggest everyday annoyances: people who treat the grocery store aisle like it’s their living room, abandoned plastic flossers (seriously, who’s doing this?!), and a whole list of little things that somehow drive everyone completely insane. (12:35)

Michael J. Fox—no, not that one—checked in with Chaz and AJ to break down what’s going on with gas prices. As Executive Director of GASDA, he tackled the big question: is there any relief in sight, or should we all just start budgeting for a second mortgage at the pump? He also explained why gas prices seem to change from town to town. (26:47)

In Dumbass News, we covered a couple’s run-in with a raccoon that somehow turned into a masterclass in what not to do. While they were trying to fight it off, the husband kept making one questionable decision after another—each one somehow worse than the last. By the end, the raccoon might not have won the fight, but it definitely won the IQ battle. (37:38)

Chaz and AJ spoke with Lucy Milgram, the viral 9-year-old power lifter and wrestler, from Long Island this morning. Lucy talks about her training with Dad, Brett, and her her long term goals of winning Olympic gold.

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As the Artemis II returns to Earth, headlines continue to emerge about the toilet troubles. Don Rethke, the engineer of the original space toilet (or cosmic commode) was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the ins and outs of pooping in space. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ did a full recap of "the bad foot" that went into AJ's mouth yesterday. (11:04)

Where are the worst potholes? Chaz and AJ are handing out $200 to someone who sends in their big pothole. (26:40)

Comedian Jim Breuer was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about his show coming to Waterbury. The coversation began with shared rage for strangers, then to his role in "Half Baked," and finally an unusal request by a Tribe member for him to call their boss. (34:53)

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Chaz and AJ spoke with Dan Grimaldi this morning about his time on "The Sopranos" as Patsy Parisi. Dan shared about improvisations on set, the lunch no one wanted to have with David Chase, and the infamous ending scene.

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In Dumb Ass News, comedian Emily Siero shared a story of her neighbor creeping on her while she bounced on her trampoline. (0:00)

A recap of what lead to AJ putting 88-year-old Shirley's foot in his mouth, plus the pay-off of the $100 bet. (7:02)

The angriest tenant in the world shares all the dirty laundry with the neighborhood, and the Tribe calls in stories of their nightmare neighbors. (24:45)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning to make a major concert announcement. Metallica is returning for two shows in Connecticut, for the first time in nearly 30 years.

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Chaz and AJ started Dumb Ass News this morning with a story about a serial home invasion culprit, who steals nothing but makes sure to remove all of his clothes. (0:00)

While talking about the incredible rescue efforts for a US fighter jet pilot, AJ brought up a commercial that derailed the conversation. (6:10)

A 90-year-old woman recently set a Guinness World Record for the longest dead hang. The feat was accomplished in jeans, a granny sweater, but no shoes or socks. It did not take long for AJ to accept putting those feet in her mouth for a surprisingly low amount of money, and Tribe member Art in Ansonia to volunteer his 88-year-old mother, Shirley. (17:44)

Shirley was on the phone to set up tomorrow's bet pay-off, agreeing to come in studio so AJ could put her feet in his mouth. (30:54)