In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ had audio from Big Mike on Long Island, who spoke with some bar patrons last week. Patricia from Syosset was having a great time, until she remembered that she stubbed her toe that morning. (0:00)

Scot Haney's birthday is today! He was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his assignment in Florida next week, which revealed that AJ cannot remember where his mother lives. (6:49)

Comedian Anthony Rodia was in studio with Chaz and AJ to talk about the anger from multiple fanbases over botched Opening Day festivities. (23:35)

Chaz and AJ wanted to share viral audio of a woman being chastised by a judge from driving her car while on a live video call for a court proceeding. First, Anthony Rodia shared a story from when he was arrested for an incident with a rubber pellet gun. (35:30)

Chaz and AJ were live with Australia's Ross Coulthart this morning, to talk about the search for a missing US Air Force Major General. Ross was talking about the information that he might possess about UFO intelligence, when his phone suddenly cut out. (0:00)

In Dumb Ass News, a man set a brand new world record for most balloons put in his nose and taken out his mouth in 60 seconds. (8:37)

Yesterday, Chaz and AJ talked about the professional cornhole player and quadruple amputee, who has been accused of murder after shooting a passenger in the car he was driving. Today, there are still so many questions about how all of these things happened. (13:46)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik was on with Chaz and AJ this morning, taking calls and quesitons from the Tribe about their favorite bands and artists. Jimmy talked about Triumph, music rights, the first concert he ever attended, and the most amount of money he's ever paid for one show. (33:18)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ talked about the quadruple amputee cornhole player who has been accused of murder, after shooting a passenger while driving. Lots of questions about the logistics of the crime. (0:00)

The Tribe called in to share their observations and questions about the quadruple amputee murder suspect. Why, in a car full of people, is the amputee the one driving? (9:50)

18-Year-Old Sofia was in studio with Chaz and AJ this morning, to take on AJ in rock trivia. The Tribe called in with their questions from the 70's and 80's, to see who could answer first. (22:11)

Chaz and AJ played audio from the air traffic control communications just before the crash at LaGuardia. One of the pilots in the clip really stood out for their demeanor during the tragedy. (0:00)

A Florida man with a strange name headlined Dumb Ass News, for the appropriate crime he was fouund guilty of. (10:15)

More the Justin Timberlake DUI audio, this time focusing on his "friend" that did not help one bit. (13:57)

Mike from Long Island called Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about his two cousins being on the plane that crashed at LaGuardia. Thankfully, they will be OK, even through their seats were extremely close to the front of the plane. (23:14)

Brian Foley, former Hartford Police Detective, was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to go over the Justin Timberlake DUI bodycam footage with them. Plus, some of the celebrity encounters he's had throughout his career in Hartford. (34:53)

Gina Gershon was on the phone with Chaz and AJ this morning to talk about her new book, AlphaPussy. What does that mean, and how has it helped her in her career? Gina also talked about her role in "Showgirls," and laughing in the theater during the film's debut. (45:29)

Chaz and AJ spoke to "C.P.R." this morning, who spent time on tour with Limp Bizkit in the early 2000s. He was in charge of searching the audience for ticket upgrades, which usually meant offering to bring women backstage to party the bands.

Photo courtesy: "C.P.R."