Chaz and AJ had an in-depth conversation with John Paul DeJoria, the billionaire owner and CEO of Paul Mitchell products and Patron tequila. John detailed the simple starting days going door-to-door with salons, to his daughter's immensely successful funny car racing career today.

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In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ went through the details of a viral arrest following erratic driving. Cops said the driver had been pulled from the vehicle, and noticed a baggie fall from her crack. (0:00)

During "Girl Gripes," Chaz and AJ took a call from Janet, who was prepared to list off a number of complaints about her husband. The biggest one was about the egregious use of q-tips, that never seem to get thrown away. (4:42)

A Florida man was found guilty of having sex with a vacuum, outside of a home near Disney World. (10:58)

Carla was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to share how she did not realize she was pregnant, until after consuming quite a few substances in Amsterdam. (16:28)

12-year-old Cameron is going to be Shrek in a stage show of "Shrek the musical" in Bristol. He called in to invite Chaz and AJ to the show, and now he just needs to learn his lines. (27:56)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ talked about the 71-year-old man who was flipped into the air by a bison at Yellowstone, and the whole ordeal was caught on birthday. (0:00)

Today's "On the Board" celebrated Ruth's birthday, with the Tribe calling in the worst possible things that could happen on your day of celebration. (6:50)

A Florida man was interviewed by his local news, after successfully fighting off an alligator attack. He was grabbed on the leg, dragged into the water, and won the fight by sticking his thumb in the gator's eye. (12:37)

Chaz and his wife, Jennifer were in Lake George last week for a beautiful summer wedding. Jennifer was not with Chaz for the fireworks show, since she was tending to a woman on the ground. (17:27)

A man in Australia is recognized as the loudest person, after his voice hit 122 decibels. Chaz and AJ gave everyone a shot to break that record, and it seems AJ was actually able to do it! (23:59)

In Dumb Ass News, Chaz and AJ try to identify the best bread to wipe with, after reading a story about a man caught cleaning himself with a sandwich. (0:00)

Two principals, both accused of drinking and driving the SAME car. Chaz and AJ had a news report with police body cam footage of both arrests. (3:43)

Vic Ferrari, a former NYPD detective was on the phone with Chaz and AJ to talk about the Gotti years, the AIDS epidemic, and the mafia-run butcher shop his father worked. (9:09)

AJ was prepared to attempt a vacuum hickey, after claiming this was a common thing guys would do when he was in school. However, after listening to yesterday's clip, the majority of the segment was trying to transcribe the words he tripped over. (21:38)

A live, on-air therapy session with the Tribe. Chaz and AJ's "Petty Pet Peeves" opens the phone lines for people to complain about the daily things they have no patience for. The majority of the calls were about everyone else's driving habits. (30:11)

Photo courtesy: Vic Ferrari